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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 3, 2007 2:18:41 GMT -5
Here's the drill- Give a movie (or TV) quote, one line or less, and make me laugh.
Here are some examples:
"Nervous?" "Yes." "First time?" "No, I've been nervous lots of times."
or
"They already have a drink made out of humans, it's called Soylent Cola." "Really? Is it any good?" "Meh, it varies from person to person."
or
"IT'S A SWEATER!"
Now you try.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 3, 2007 6:44:34 GMT -5
"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AHHH DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 3, 2007 8:04:49 GMT -5
What am I Atari, your clown?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Apr 3, 2007 10:18:27 GMT -5
Predator's always good for a laugh, especially when you think that two governors were involved with lines like this:
"You're bleeding, man." "I ain't got time to bleed." (Poncho shoots a bunch of grenades up to the top of the cliff) "You got time to duck?"
"I'm scared Poncho." "Bullpoopie. You ain't afraid of no man." "There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."
And the best, from Mr. Minnesota himself: "Bunch of slack-jawed Droppos around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus...just like me."
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Apr 3, 2007 13:12:04 GMT -5
"Yes,...yes, we shall settle in this land. And we shall call it...This Land." "I think we should call it your grave!" "Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 3, 2007 13:14:02 GMT -5
SEE! Hitler... ON ICE!
SEE! A Viking Funeral!
SEE! JEWS... IN... SPACE (space) (space)
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Post by eliservo2 on Apr 3, 2007 14:23:47 GMT -5
"I don't think we should see each other any more." -"Why? What's wrong?" "I need to engage in homicidal behaviour on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs. " -American Psycho
Mr. Mohra: So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place." Officer Olson: Uh-huh. Mr. Mohra: So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk. Officer Olson: I understand. Mr. Mohra: And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then." Officer Olson: Ya got that right. Mr. Mohra: And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." Officer Olson: White Bear Lake? Mr. Mohra: Well, Ecklund & Swedlin's, that's closer ta Moose Lake, so I made that assumption. Officer Olson: Oh sure. Mr. Mohra: So, ya know, he's drinkin', so I don't think a whole great deal of it, but Mrs. Mohra heard about the homicides down here and she thought I should call it in, so I called it in. End o' story. Officer Olson: What'd this guy look like anyway? Mr. Mohra: Oh, he was a little guy. Kinda funny lookin'. Officer Olson: Uh-huh. In what way? Mr. Mohra: Oh, just in a general kinda way.
-Fargo
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Post by Ratso on Apr 3, 2007 16:01:02 GMT -5
Repairman: I'm here to fix the air conditioner Woman: Thanks, you don't know how hot it is in here... Repairman: Oh I got an idea... *Door opens* Ratso: Mom! Dad! I got a B on my math...AHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Post by Blurryeye on Apr 3, 2007 16:09:36 GMT -5
"It's the Lone Ranger and Tonto, not the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto." -The Office
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Post by NerdGroupie on Apr 3, 2007 20:10:03 GMT -5
As soon as I saw Samptari made this thread, I thought for sure it'd be plum full of Spinal Tap references. At least there's the god awful Fargo quotes, ugh.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 3, 2007 20:29:49 GMT -5
As soon as I saw Samptari made this thread, I thought for sure it'd be plum full of Spinal Tap references. At least there's the god awful Fargo quotes, ugh. Nerdie! It's good to see you again. So good, in fact, I won't even quote Spinal Tap to try and be funny at your expense.
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Post by Dave Walker on Apr 3, 2007 20:31:50 GMT -5
Give a movie (or TV) quote, one line or less, and make me laugh. Now you try. No.
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Post by TomServo69 on Apr 3, 2007 20:48:24 GMT -5
One of my personal favorites...............
"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile!"- The Joker, Batman.
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Post by NerdGroupie on Apr 3, 2007 21:04:04 GMT -5
As soon as I saw Samptari made this thread, I thought for sure it'd be plum full of Spinal Tap references. At least there's the god awful Fargo quotes, ugh. Nerdie! It's good to see you again. So good, in fact, I won't even quote Spinal Tap to try and be funny at your expense. You're so sweet!
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Post by Hugh Beaumont on Apr 4, 2007 3:16:51 GMT -5
"Dean, have you been shooting dope into your scrotum?! You can tell me; I'm hip."
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