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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 5, 2007 12:17:24 GMT -5
Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 5, 2007 14:53:14 GMT -5
Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean... flee to my lodge in the hills.
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Post by mccloud on Apr 5, 2007 18:39:59 GMT -5
This one goes to eleven.
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Post by lilacetoile on Apr 7, 2007 20:27:30 GMT -5
Prince John: And why should the people listen to you? Robin Hood: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 7, 2007 20:32:44 GMT -5
"We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile."
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 7, 2007 21:02:28 GMT -5
Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 8, 2007 18:37:09 GMT -5
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived.
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Post by Chuck on Apr 9, 2007 15:53:44 GMT -5
"I'm thoroughly convinced that man learned to walk upright so that his hands would be free for masturbation."
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 9, 2007 17:55:52 GMT -5
I love Naked Gun. Entering without a search warrant, destroying property, arson, sexual assault with a concrete dildo... what the hell's got into you, Frank?
Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50 - 50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.
Frank: A good cop - needlessly cut down by some cowardly hoodlums. Ed: No way for a man to die. Frank: You're right, Ed. A parachute not opening - that's the way to die, getting caught in a combine, having your nuts bit off by a Laplander. That's the way I want to go.
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Post by lilacetoile on Apr 11, 2007 17:25:59 GMT -5
Dr Ray Stantz: Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947. Dr. Peter Venkman: You're right, no human being would stack books like this.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 11, 2007 17:46:04 GMT -5
I want my pretty mind back!
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Post by MSTie500 on Apr 11, 2007 17:46:43 GMT -5
At least I'm not an anteater!
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 12, 2007 6:44:20 GMT -5
"Listen! Do you smell something"
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Post by CBG on Apr 12, 2007 12:38:33 GMT -5
"Two-twenty, two-twenty-one, whatever it takes."
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 12, 2007 14:47:48 GMT -5
Nice callback to Mr. Mom, there CBG. . .that's my favorite line from that movie.
"I arrived in America's airport with clothings, US dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS."
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