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Post by Broadsword on Apr 13, 2007 12:16:28 GMT -5
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.
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Post by CBG on Apr 13, 2007 12:46:38 GMT -5
"You had me at Hello."
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Post by lilacetoile on Apr 13, 2007 17:04:21 GMT -5
Adam: Why, Thor, the god of thunder, is trying to enter my building! ~ MythBusters
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 14, 2007 19:10:04 GMT -5
Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the kitty, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. My name is Joe, and I.AM.CANADIAN. . .
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 14, 2007 21:16:39 GMT -5
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. A man's only as old as the woman he feels. I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. Groucho Marx
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Post by CBG on Apr 14, 2007 23:23:34 GMT -5
"THE SHERIFF IS A NI...!!"
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Post by Truck Farmer on Apr 15, 2007 3:17:34 GMT -5
"HE SAID THE SHERIFF IS NEAR!!"
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Post by Mitchell on Apr 15, 2007 6:29:30 GMT -5
"THE SHERIFF IS A NI...!!" The sheriff if a Nifong?
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Post by CBG on Apr 15, 2007 16:24:37 GMT -5
"NO! NO! THE SHERIFF IS A NI-....!!"
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Post by mightyjack on Apr 15, 2007 17:25:57 GMT -5
"Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky."
"Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn!"
"It's a shame folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."
"Two dollars - I want my two dollars!"
and...
Spaulding: (to two ladies) Let's get married! Mrs. Rittenhouse: The three of us? Why, that's bigamy! Spaulding: Yes! And it's big of me, too!
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Post by Broadsword on Apr 15, 2007 17:45:13 GMT -5
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
You're a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?
Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
He called me a baboon, he thinks I'm his wife.
Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? [Sees judge Smalls in the same hat] Oh, it looks good on you though.
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Post by Donna SadCat Lady on Apr 15, 2007 23:18:43 GMT -5
Maybe, just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah... and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot.
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Post by Don Quixote on Apr 16, 2007 2:30:33 GMT -5
"We had to save the Earth... FROM THE SUN." - Highlander II: The Quickening.
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Post by unit01 on Apr 16, 2007 14:12:35 GMT -5
"That's kid, The dumbest kid in town!"
"That's the third time a gorilla attacked a person in that factory!"
"Damn you Mel Brooks!!!"
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Post by CBG on Apr 16, 2007 14:37:27 GMT -5
"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! "
"Germans...?"
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