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Post by Mitchell on Aug 10, 2011 13:16:15 GMT -5
Just saw a NEW Coupon Suzy commercial and I was all excited about seeing my favorite plump blonde with a pixie cut show off her assets and GEEZ-O-PEETZ they now have her dressed up in a camisecret!. NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF?!?
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 10, 2011 16:20:01 GMT -5
You could get your own and wear it.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 10, 2011 16:26:40 GMT -5
I mean . . . . .SERIOUSLY?!?!? I bet some old bat in a nursing home, who probably thought George Kellogg was too sexually adventurous, wrote in and complained and now I've got NO NEW, uh, "MATERIAL!" Bah.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 10, 2011 16:40:41 GMT -5
Time to e-stalk her, then hand-deliver a dirty, scrawled letter (with accompanying crumpled, stained photo) demanding she change it back.
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Post by Torgo on Aug 10, 2011 17:57:16 GMT -5
Have no clue who this woman is, bit epic win for the Ghostbusters reference.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 10, 2011 19:26:46 GMT -5
Dear, sweet, gifted Coupon Suzy, how I loved your old look:
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 10, 2011 20:01:51 GMT -5
GOOD EVENING MISTER AND MISSES NORTH AMERICA, AND ALL THE SHIPS AT SEA! FLASH! Apparently, women (more commonly known as "dames" or "that person who makes me sandwiches or I hit her with my belt and then have to go to court") possess certain pieces of anatomy which do not appear on the male body! These body parts, or as scientists are calling them, "Hooters", apparently are used for producing milk, presumably so that every man in America can, with a little investment, have his own ice cream factory! It's the American way! This broadcast brought to you by Hershey's Chocolate Syrup: Not obese yet? Hershey's can fix that!
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 11, 2011 7:56:08 GMT -5
Dear, sweet, gifted Coupon Suzy, how I loved your old look: Looks like she just got felt up while getting an invite to Lilith Fair.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 11, 2011 8:41:31 GMT -5
Mitchell, thank you for making us aware of this.
Today we mark a national tragedy. One Two of our national treasures have today been denied the American people, and the mainstream media once again refuses to acknowledge the gravity of our situation.
In an age where financial failure, terrorism, and the threat of a Michelle Bachman presidential campaign ravage our fair nation, we have few things to stare at look to for inspiration. What else will raise us to great heights? What else will stimulate us into action? What else will help us expel the fertile and fecund essence of our inner being into the world?
Without those huge kraking knockers matched with a little-boy haircut, how else will good Americans rub one out while neglecting to understand the details of financial policies?
Coupon Suzy, I call upon you to burn that camisecret! Nay, I call upon you to doff that sweater altogether and bare your lovely breasts. FOR AMERICA!
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 11, 2011 10:04:49 GMT -5
Jesus wants to see her boobs.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 11, 2011 16:29:18 GMT -5
Jebus sees all boobs.
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 11, 2011 16:41:05 GMT -5
SAVE ME JEEBUS!!!!!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Aug 11, 2011 16:53:27 GMT -5
Mr. B Natural, is that you?
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 11, 2011 17:14:56 GMT -5
WOW MISTER B, YOU'RE HOT!
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 13, 2011 7:29:16 GMT -5
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