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Post by Mitchell on Aug 10, 2012 20:06:07 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 10, 2012 20:25:10 GMT -5
Holy s**t! Someplace in this state besides New York City found its way to the news! And it has nothing to do with the Lake Placid Olympics!
Well, okay, LITTLE to do with the Lake Placid Olympics, but still...
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 10, 2012 20:32:46 GMT -5
The problem is that it has to be the father's semen. That could lead to all kinds of complications.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 10, 2012 22:10:03 GMT -5
Do you mean what I did to that breast pump will no longer be a legally-punishable offense if I father a child?
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 11, 2012 10:58:30 GMT -5
The problem is that it has to be the father's semen. That could lead to all kinds of complications. You've missed the point. We could all be part of the control group.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 24, 2012 10:03:29 GMT -5
The problem is that it has to be the father's semen. That could lead to all kinds of complications. You've missed the point. We could all be part of the control group. Bless your scientific-method-inspired brain! Now for volunteers.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 30, 2012 13:01:04 GMT -5
I have an important question for this thread.
What is the right tool for the job?
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 30, 2012 14:08:11 GMT -5
If the job is stripping American sexuality of what little dignity it had left, you are, sir. You are.
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Post by Mitchell on Aug 31, 2012 6:06:34 GMT -5
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 31, 2012 7:49:32 GMT -5
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Post by Crowfan on Aug 31, 2012 14:51:24 GMT -5
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Post by GodoHell on Aug 31, 2012 18:27:51 GMT -5
Upon reflection, I have my own question:
Is there any dignity to sex at all?
I mean, think of it: All that groping, slamming together of nether regions, ridiculous boasting, yelling obscenities, silly innuendo, especially for the various positions, commercial breaks interrupting the action....
Oh, wait. I was thinking of the NFL.
Well, there's certainly no dignity there.
Never mind.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 1, 2012 0:13:45 GMT -5
You forgot to mention fluids, Godo.
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Post by GodoHell on Sept 1, 2012 1:29:23 GMT -5
DAMMIT!!!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Sept 3, 2012 23:48:47 GMT -5
You mean the gatorade that gets poured over the Coach at the end?
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