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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 11, 2004 17:32:04 GMT -5
Conversations in other threads made me think that this would be fun.
Who shot JFK?
Did we really land on the moon?
Who's really responsible for the Oklahoma City bombing?
Who shot MLK?
Who moved my cheese?
Here's my first offering: Kennedy stole the 1960 election. His father, Joe, had mob ties throughout New York and Chicago. In Chicago especially, he was able to exert control over Mayor Daley to rig precincts and ensure that his son John would win the Illinois electoral votes. Voting records show that Kennedy received votes from people who had been dead for 20 years or more. To this day, the motto in Chicago is "vote early and vote often."
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 11, 2004 17:40:45 GMT -5
My conspiracy theory: There is no such thing as Wyoming and Idaho.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Mar 11, 2004 20:08:53 GMT -5
MY CONSPIRACY THEORY: The Government has ties to aliens!! Maybe not, but it does seem somewhat secretive. Area 51, anyone?
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 11, 2004 20:15:16 GMT -5
"Did we really land on the moon?"
Flag on the moon how did it get there(Sorry somebody had to say that)
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Mar 11, 2004 20:17:10 GMT -5
Conspiracy theorists have united and are conspiring against me.
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Post by losingmydignity on Mar 11, 2004 20:26:17 GMT -5
EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD IS THE SAME PERSON!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 11, 2004 20:27:28 GMT -5
EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD IS THE SAME PERSON! Like Mistyboy! Remember that guys! That was great!
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Post by Torgo on Mar 11, 2004 21:03:57 GMT -5
All porn stars want to kick the living crap out of me. Someone linked out what I do during a porno, and even they are disgusted.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 11, 2004 21:59:30 GMT -5
I once went on a wild consipracy theory hunt, and eventually found photographic evidence that showed myself on the grassy knole, shooting JFK.
Now, I knew I wasn't alive when the grassy knole shot was fired, so at first I didn't believe it. But seven years after that when I actually *did* find myself on the grassy knole and shooting JFK, I finally saw who the essential cameraman clicking my photograph was.
It's been another year as I saw it, and a few decades for the rest of the world, but I'm finally about to the place where I can find this photographer. Just two more pages in the Chicago phone book's white pages, and my search'll be over.
Then we can ask the photographer who shot JFK, and why on Earth he didn't tell a soul about it for years.
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Mar 11, 2004 22:57:04 GMT -5
Afgncaap5, are you some kind of Time Traveler?
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 12, 2004 0:05:56 GMT -5
See, I object to the term "time traveller", as that is somewhat limited. That, plus we all "time travel" (I've traveled roughly ten seconds since I started typing this).
At Crater Labs, Incorporated, we strive to understand that which the other scientists aren't touching. Sure, some of them will tell you whether or not Bigfoot exists, but we're the only cryptozoologists who'll tell you how Bigfoot feels about his existing. Sure, other scientists will explain how the Schroedinger's Cat principle explains how we change things just by observing them, but we're the only mathematicians who'll confirm that Schroedinger's Cat is a zombie until the split second that you open up the box to check on the poor feline. Sure, other scientists'll tell you that the FDA makes wise and generally reasonable decisions in reguards to food products, but WE'RE the only nutritionists who are willing to market Fission Chips(tm) and Infern-O's(tm) breakfast cereals for the sole fact that the names are so obvious, irregardless of how many eyes the test eaters wind up with.
In short, we at CLI dabble in Time Travel, but that doesn't change the fact that time travelling still counts as a weird day for us.
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Post by Ator on Mar 12, 2004 3:49:21 GMT -5
My conspiracy theory: Are they all REALLY out to get me?! REALLY?!
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Post by Tranq on Mar 12, 2004 12:43:01 GMT -5
I'm convinced that tiny, miniature ducks and mod, flamboyantly dressed penguins sneak out from under my bed at night and throw tasty cakes and heaping gobs of oily garbanzo bean paste at my face while they sing "Cracklin' Rose" a popular Neil Diamond song. Only the song is sung in some sort of Neptunian gibberish. "Neptunian gibberish?", you say? Well, I cannot explain the Neptunian gibberish. Hell, they may be from another dimension for all I know. Oh yeah, and another thing,......... THIS is who shot Kennedy..... #nosmileys
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Post by civlyzed on Mar 12, 2004 16:22:42 GMT -5
My conspiracy theory: There is no such thing as Wyoming and Idaho. Unfortunately, I was in Wyoming earlier today...I just WISH there was no such place ;D
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