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Post by Rowsdower on Feb 4, 2004 12:46:29 GMT -5
I could probably list several dozen on my own right now, but I thought it might be fun for all to participate (if you want to)... I mean, the various epithets for "groin" (batch, store, buffalo shot, smooth, unit, area etc.) are acceptable, but I'm more interested in things that come up a lot...like
"Pier One"
"Football practice!" (when someone wakes up suddenly)
"The washer/dryer is off balance"
etc.
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Post by TheEvilDead on Feb 4, 2004 12:51:43 GMT -5
I thought you were Dale.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on Feb 4, 2004 14:28:23 GMT -5
Hi-Keeba!
Puma? Puma!
Eegah! Stemloe. Watch out for snakes!
John Sununu goes for a haircut.
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JCrow
Anteater
Accursed mountebank!
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Post by JCrow on Feb 4, 2004 15:03:40 GMT -5
By this time my lungs were aching for air.
He tampered in God's domain...
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 4, 2004 16:06:52 GMT -5
What sin could a man commit in a single lifetime...
Gymkata!
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 4, 2004 16:31:24 GMT -5
I thought of this while reading the "I Can't Believe They Said It" thread, but it probably fits best here.
"the pheasant plucker and the pheasant plucker's son"
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 4, 2004 16:44:50 GMT -5
"He Tampered in God's domain"
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 4, 2004 16:46:04 GMT -5
Ah someone already mentioned it. Well then how about this one
"PACKERS"
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Post by Blurryeye on Feb 4, 2004 17:06:59 GMT -5
"Stay alive! Whatever may occur, I will find you!"
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Post by Mr. Atari on Feb 4, 2004 19:18:05 GMT -5
One of my favorites:
We've secretly replaced __________ with Folgers Crystals.
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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 4, 2004 19:36:31 GMT -5
Walter Mondale arrives.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Feb 4, 2004 20:00:34 GMT -5
"meanwhile Elliot Ness and his Untouchables..."
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 4, 2004 20:52:08 GMT -5
Something blows up...
Grandpa tried to program the VCR.
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Post by Ator on Feb 5, 2004 3:25:09 GMT -5
Something blows up... Grandpa tried to program the VCR. AHAHA!!! Those are so funny. |
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Post by Commander Kalgan on Feb 5, 2004 20:01:16 GMT -5
Something blows up... Grandpa tried to program the VCR. or alternately- "Pat Buchanan's first day in the White House." |
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