|
|
Post by Vlad89 on Apr 9, 2004 2:33:21 GMT -5
Monster A-Go-Go: WORST! ENDING! EVER! This one is so horrible it doesn't even need an explanation! Warrior Of The Lost World: Why did they had to repair that annoying talking motorcycle and the ending was made out the way like it's going to have a sequel. Thank God they didn't make one! Escape 2000: The Bronx is still a garbage city filled with criminals, prostitutes, terrorists, heavy metal video rejects and that is supposed to be GOOD?! Thanks a lot, you so-called "heroes"! Not to mention the fact, that Henry Silva's character dies. WHY?! Hobgoblins: I'm very pissed off that all of the teenager heroes are still alive. Soultaker: Poor Soultaker Estevez!  Blood Waters of Dr Z: What's the deal with the ending and why did they had to kill off the black doctor? He was a good and likeable character.
|
|
|
|
Post by Ator on Apr 9, 2004 2:41:22 GMT -5
Invasion on the Neptune Men: None of the kids died! GAWD I HATE THOSE STUPID KIDS!!!!!!!! (breathe deep, ahh ok better).
The Incredible Melting Man: Only on MST3K will you see a movie end by having a janitor scrape the melted monster into a garbage can.
Laserblast: What ending?
|
|
colemanfrancisfan
Moderator Emeritus 
Open wide, Lady Liberty. Because CFF is coming to America! Today!
Hey, ladies, I have all my teeth
Posts: 11,300
|
Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 9, 2004 9:20:06 GMT -5
Girl In Lovers Lane: the kill off the main hottie for no reason! No happy ending for the lovers, just a depressing conclusion for Big Stupid.
Final Justice: Honey, can you get me my gun? The big fellow has it. The End. What the? Where's the wit?
Red Zone Cuba: I can't believe that was the ending. It seemed like he was a monster who had to be shot from afar. And why'd he have to shoot Betty Boop. That is one confusing movie and a confusing ending.
Space Mutiny: Pissed me off by having the obligatory evil madman survive. What a hack that director is to include something so cheap.
|
|
|
|
Post by TomServeux on Apr 9, 2004 9:26:36 GMT -5
I agree with Ator about the kids in Invasion of the Neptune Men, I WANTED THOSE KIDS DEAD! I can't describe the hatred I have for them!  |
|
|
|
Post by Bart Fargo on Apr 9, 2004 11:36:49 GMT -5
Like Ator and Tom Servaux, I wanted those kids dead too. Like Vlad89, I found Monster A-Go Go's ending disappointing as well. They had that huge scene with the civil defense setting things up, and what did it lead to? Nothing! Other endings I found disappointing: Manos: the Hands of Fate: What's going on here? Torgo's gone and Michael's the caretaker? Ick. Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy: I wanted more fighting! Stranded in Space: They don't resolve anything! I Accuse My Parents: Johnny gets off, and his parents are convicted! The Incredible Melting Man: So he gets swept up and thrown into a garbage can. They should have done that with this film. Phase IV: What the heck happened anyway? The Touch of Satan: Satan wins because some guy is in lust with a witch.  |
|
|
|
Post by doctorz on Apr 9, 2004 13:47:53 GMT -5
The worst ending I have seen so far was Monster A Go Go. The voice over practically tells you you have wasted your time watching the movie...."Suddenly there was no monster...just men of courage standing around in the dark...confused... or something like that." Great. Thanks a lot movie! Bleh.
|
|
|
|
Post by BobJohnson on Apr 9, 2004 15:07:28 GMT -5
Skydivers Why didn't Beth get together with the "I like coffee" guy at the end, get some post-spouse-squishy nookie.
|
|
yousonuva
Moderator Emeritus
I'm not insane but I am King of the Universe
Posts: 14,309
|
Post by yousonuva on Apr 9, 2004 15:37:57 GMT -5
I think the makers of Girl In Gold Boots gave up way before the end, which probably started right in the middle. So if you consider the whole second half of the movie the end, then Girl In Gold Boots is my choice.
|
|
|
|
Post by mauto on Apr 9, 2004 16:43:15 GMT -5
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Thank you movie for not explaining anything that went on during the movie.
I've seen it six or seven times and I still don't know what the hell was going on at the end.
|
|
|
|
Post by emperordorkin on Apr 9, 2004 18:11:07 GMT -5
Hellcats!!!
No clue...not a damn one.
|
|
|
|
Post by TV's Cowboy on Apr 9, 2004 20:22:05 GMT -5
Final Justice's ending does indeed suck because it seemed so anti climatical. Also Pod People had a pretty bad ending with Tommy abonding poor Trumpy and Creeping Terror's narrator near the end was another stinker.
|
|
|
|
Post by hopesfall on Apr 9, 2004 20:31:32 GMT -5
The whole second half of Riding With Death made no god damn sense. So I guess that includes the ending.
|
|
|
|
Post by Buddhist Kitten on Apr 9, 2004 22:30:21 GMT -5
Sidehackers.
Where is the sidehacking? I don't think number eight is funny!
Merlin's Mystical Shop of wonders.
This one is so hilariously demonic and eerie to me. Why was there nly two stories? How does this explain the magic of Merlin? The ending was useless. All he did was wink.
|
|
|
|
Post by Gemini Man on Apr 10, 2004 16:52:27 GMT -5
Pod People & Hellats! wtf?  |
|
|
|
Post by PumaMan on Apr 11, 2004 2:39:49 GMT -5
Creeping terror - Voice Over, "He had failed. the space ship sent the information and now mankind is doomed to be destoyed. but hey. maybe it will take them a long time to get here." LOL! WTF was that all about.
Touch of Satan -
start of film
Ammount of people cursed by Satan = 1
End of film
Ammount of people cursed by Satan = 2
MANOS! - The Heros die and he makes the 6 year old girl HIS WIFE! plus TORGO DIES!!! that sucks.
|
|
