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Post by vanhagar3000 on Mar 24, 2005 23:28:36 GMT -5
In City Limits Joel has to cover nudity with the umbrella he opens in the theater
In Devil Fish they cover nudity with a MST3K logo
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Mar 24, 2005 23:39:52 GMT -5
This may not count but one of the alternate titles of Horros of Spider Island contained a ton of nudity. Spider Island is just the bad horror movie name, the official explotation name is It's Hot in Paradise.
Here's what IMDb says:
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Mar 24, 2005 23:40:29 GMT -5
I'll put any other I can think of in this post, so I don't repost any more.
Squirm has Geri naked in the shower. I was going to tape it (not just for the nude scene, but the whole uncut version....okay, it was pretty much for the nude scene), but my damn alarm didn't go off.
In the Italian version of Robot Holocaust with a topless man and woman outside the Pleasure Machine, who hold up the static electricity globe in one scene. Also, a topless Valaria sticks her arms out between the bars and caresses it.
I also hear that in the original Time of Apes which was original a TV series that the season finale was Johnny with his head up his ass for the whole show.
Final Justice is another obvious one, as they're blurring out the boobs during the triangle private dancing scene.
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Post by Melting Manos on Mar 24, 2005 23:40:48 GMT -5
Thanks I totally forgot about City Limits. I don't think I want to see what they are covering up in Devil Fish but on the list it goes. More than likely you don't want to know what they are covering in Devil Fish...
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Post by MonsterX on Mar 24, 2005 23:45:16 GMT -5
This is a goofy thread.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Mar 24, 2005 23:45:58 GMT -5
Sweet! I can't believe Horrors of Spider Island has nudity. You did mean "has a ton of nudity" and not "ton of movie" right? Hi, I'm Van Hagar, I post recklessly and never read my posts before I read them leading to wacky post with tpyos.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Mar 25, 2005 0:30:05 GMT -5
The Beast of Yucca Flats had, in some prints, the girl at the beginning of the film (who's strangled by The Beast) topless. It's on the disc from Image Entertainment and the disc from Alpha Video.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Mar 25, 2005 1:25:29 GMT -5
I can't believe I'm catering to such a clearly salacious thread, but...
Devil Doll.
I haven't seen the uncut version, but based on the cut BBI used, it's highly likely that there's some shots of the assistant right before Hugo kills her.
But boy I hope I'm wrong.
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Post by jixbyphillips on Mar 25, 2005 1:36:26 GMT -5
I remember a short sex scene in Werewolf which didn't make it into the MST3K episode, but I don't remembe if there was nudity or non-nudity.
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Post by RafaelH on Mar 25, 2005 3:03:08 GMT -5
It would have been cool if they could´ve done some of those ridicolous soft core porn comedies they had. Something like Beach Babes from Beyond or Buford Beach Bunnies. They are so damn stupid and ridicolous, they scream to be riffed. Plus after they cut up the sex scenes and nudity, it would have allowed for perfect times to include a short. USA up all night used to show those movies which led to a great David Spade routine in his standup.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 25, 2005 8:42:37 GMT -5
Sidehackers maybe??
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Post by Melting Manos on Mar 25, 2005 10:56:48 GMT -5
The dvd commentary opens with Jeff Lieberman slamming MST3K. Nothing big but it's funny this is the very first thing he says. That guy is such a moron. LET IT GO. That was well over five years ago. Your movie sucked and it got the roasting it deserved. OK, you were a young filmmaker at the time. That doesn't change the fact that you made a turd of a movie even though it is one of the better movies shown on MST3K. Could somebody buy that clown a sense of humor
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Mar 25, 2005 12:46:03 GMT -5
That guy is such a moron. LET IT GO. That was well over five years ago. Your movie sucked and it got the roasting it deserved. OK, you were a young filmmaker at the time. That doesn't change the fact that you made a turd of a movie even though it is one of the better movies shown on MST3K. Could somebody buy that clown a sense of humor Okay you think he's a moron there. He e-mailed DON AND FORREST about the riffing, thinking THEY were Best Brains. What a flapjacksing idiot. Of course it could have just been some idiot lieing, but for some reason I believe it.
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Post by ChrisDalek on Mar 25, 2005 13:44:48 GMT -5
I can imagine there maybe being something in the...um...sex scenes of M-M-M-Mitchell, and Laserblast...and maybe Zombie Nightmare. If you'll excuse me...
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Post by Melting Manos on Mar 25, 2005 14:22:26 GMT -5
Okay you think he's a moron there. He e-mailed DON AND FORREST about the riffing, thinking THEY were Best Brains. What a ****ing idiot. Of course it could have just been some idiot lieing, but for some reason I believe it. I actually knew about that and probably should have brought that up in my post. Either way his stupidity has been confirmed twice now!
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