Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 6, 2004 16:30:45 GMT -5
Steve Urkle and John Edwards take on the Bug Warriors and the Aarvarks and How Come the Interstellar Aliens on Earth Control the Government XIV
Starring:
Steve Urkle
John Edwards
Token Black Guy
Traitorous Hispanic
~~~~~~~ As Secret Weapon #14
Secret Agent #1, 2 3 etc.
On Steve Urkle and John Edwards take on the Bug Warriors and the Aardvarks and How Come the Interstellar Aliens on Earth Control the Government I-XIII, The Others and the Aardvarks unleashed secret weapons 1-14. John Edwards and Urkle make quick work of them. They now have to awaken the Bests to defeat The Others.
Zoom in to a dark alley. The bug warriors are on patrol.
Bug Warrior 1: Ha! That John Edwards and Urkle evaded our grasps!
Agent 1: Hello. I was just screwing the American people over and staging an elaborate cover up when I hear Urkle and Edwards are gone. I can’t stress how dangerous they are. We must awaken the Duo of Death. Only then can Leader be pleased. If the best are unleashed we may not be able to do so.
Bug Warrior 2: We have a secret weapon in our grasps. It is over a millennium old and lives in darkness. It pretends to be dead every once in a while only to kill again later. I delights in the blood of the innocent and is known to the dead as Keeper. Oh here It is now.
Secret Weapon #14: Oh, hi Chet.
Agent 1: Are you stronger than the previous 13 secret weapons?
Secret Weapon #14: Meh. I try.
Agent 1: Good enough. I can now place full and unwavering belief in the fact that you will utterly and ultimately succeed where your counterparts miserably failed. Now I will laugh maniacally as a cool ultra-expensive cutaway to the secret hideout of Urkle and Edward takes place. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!
Somewhere…
Traitorous Hispanic: Yo man! I’m worried that we will fail.
Urkle: Hidey Ho Winslow’s!
Edwards: Stop randomly blurting out arbitrary catchphrases!
Urkle: Polka Time!
Edwards: Let’s go to our big, stacked jet plane to find the Bests. Remember, the Bests were strewn across the globe centuries ago because The Others didn’t want them to be found.
Token Black Guy: Hmm, you would think that, instead of hiding them, they would destroy them or keep them firmly in their grasps to defend them more easily. Dawg.
Edwards: Well yeah he must be right, Token Black Guy is smart to make it look like the people who made this are not racist but hey are because he says every line with an Ebonic interjection at the end of it.
Urkle: He he he he * snort snort *
Tell me what you think guys. I have every intention of finishing it.
Starring:
Steve Urkle
John Edwards
Token Black Guy
Traitorous Hispanic
~~~~~~~ As Secret Weapon #14
Secret Agent #1, 2 3 etc.
On Steve Urkle and John Edwards take on the Bug Warriors and the Aardvarks and How Come the Interstellar Aliens on Earth Control the Government I-XIII, The Others and the Aardvarks unleashed secret weapons 1-14. John Edwards and Urkle make quick work of them. They now have to awaken the Bests to defeat The Others.
Zoom in to a dark alley. The bug warriors are on patrol.
Bug Warrior 1: Ha! That John Edwards and Urkle evaded our grasps!
Agent 1: Hello. I was just screwing the American people over and staging an elaborate cover up when I hear Urkle and Edwards are gone. I can’t stress how dangerous they are. We must awaken the Duo of Death. Only then can Leader be pleased. If the best are unleashed we may not be able to do so.
Bug Warrior 2: We have a secret weapon in our grasps. It is over a millennium old and lives in darkness. It pretends to be dead every once in a while only to kill again later. I delights in the blood of the innocent and is known to the dead as Keeper. Oh here It is now.
Secret Weapon #14: Oh, hi Chet.
Agent 1: Are you stronger than the previous 13 secret weapons?
Secret Weapon #14: Meh. I try.
Agent 1: Good enough. I can now place full and unwavering belief in the fact that you will utterly and ultimately succeed where your counterparts miserably failed. Now I will laugh maniacally as a cool ultra-expensive cutaway to the secret hideout of Urkle and Edward takes place. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAH!
Somewhere…
Traitorous Hispanic: Yo man! I’m worried that we will fail.
Urkle: Hidey Ho Winslow’s!
Edwards: Stop randomly blurting out arbitrary catchphrases!
Urkle: Polka Time!
Edwards: Let’s go to our big, stacked jet plane to find the Bests. Remember, the Bests were strewn across the globe centuries ago because The Others didn’t want them to be found.
Token Black Guy: Hmm, you would think that, instead of hiding them, they would destroy them or keep them firmly in their grasps to defend them more easily. Dawg.
Edwards: Well yeah he must be right, Token Black Guy is smart to make it look like the people who made this are not racist but hey are because he says every line with an Ebonic interjection at the end of it.
Urkle: He he he he * snort snort *
Tell me what you think guys. I have every intention of finishing it.
