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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 20, 2004 17:55:39 GMT -5
I wanted to become a skydiving instructor, but my plans fell through.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 20, 2004 17:56:25 GMT -5
I used to have a good job in a glue factory, but I couldn’t stick with it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 20, 2004 17:57:01 GMT -5
I couldn’t make it as a trick knife thrower in the circus, but at least I took a stab at it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 20, 2004 17:57:27 GMT -5
For the longest time I wanted to be a magician, but then the urge just vanished.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 20, 2004 17:57:34 GMT -5
I tried being a prospector, but it didn't pan out.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 17:57:43 GMT -5
I wanted to be a medical assistant, but I couldn't take the pressure.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 20, 2004 17:58:10 GMT -5
I thought about becoming an archeologist to improve my social life. They can dig up a date anytime.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Apr 20, 2004 17:58:44 GMT -5
Someone told me I should be a comedian, I said “Me a comedian, that’s a laugh.”
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 17:58:45 GMT -5
(oh I get it)
I wanted to be a window washer, but I was foggy on that idea.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 20, 2004 17:59:23 GMT -5
I wanted to be a baby goat, but who am I kidding?
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 17:59:34 GMT -5
I tried my hand at being an acrobat, but I lost my grip.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 18:00:05 GMT -5
Then I wanted to be a TV repairman but then I did a lot of acid and my brain tuned out.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 18:00:55 GMT -5
I wanted to be a dumbass smelly clown.......well that kinda worked out.
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Post by yousonuva on Apr 20, 2004 18:02:54 GMT -5
Then I wanted to be a cowboy, but I got shot in the f***ing face and I died.
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Post by otrfan on Apr 20, 2004 18:03:37 GMT -5
I wanted to be a noose, but I could never get the hang of it.
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