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Post by losingmydignity on Sept 9, 2005 22:57:20 GMT -5
I thought about working in a quarry, but I just didn't have the stones for it. I thought about working for the Stones but I just couldn't roll with it....
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 9, 2005 23:00:31 GMT -5
I thought about working in a quarry, but I just didn't have the stones for it. I thought about working for the Stones but I just couldn't roll with it.... I thought about seeing the Stones at Fenway, but they pissed me off. Uh, no, wait, that doesn't work. How's this? I thought about finance, but I couldn't calculate how long it would take me.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 9, 2005 23:12:10 GMT -5
I was going to be a corrections officer, but the test caught me off guard.
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 10, 2005 1:43:22 GMT -5
I tried to be a mexican chef but I accidentally sat in the chili pot...
that's not the joke. The joke is that before I sat in it, I had had 3 bowls of that very same chili so when I farted, as I was sitting on the chili, it make this huge geyser-like explosion of chili and beans which splattered everyone in the place...it was a cool job though, till they found me stealing chalupas and fired me.
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 10, 2005 1:46:15 GMT -5
I tried to be a mexican chef but I accidentally sat in the chili pot... that's not the joke. The joke is that before I sat in it, I had had 3 bowls of that very same chili so when I farted, as I was sitting on the chili, it make this huge geyser-like explosion of chili and beans which splattered everyone in the place...it was a cool job though, till they found me stealing chalupas and fired me. In the immortal words of Dr. F, and many others...does it hurt much?
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 10, 2005 1:50:04 GMT -5
I tried to be a mexican chef but I accidentally sat in the chili pot... that's not the joke. The joke is that before I sat in it, I had had 3 bowls of that very same chili so when I farted, as I was sitting on the chili, it make this huge geyser-like explosion of chili and beans which splattered everyone in the place...it was a cool job though, till they found me stealing chalupas and fired me. In the immortal words of Dr. F, and many others...does it hurt much? Not as much as when I got paid to use my butt as a bow and arrow target. That job was a pain in the...well, let us speak of pleasant things.
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Post by losingmydignity on Sept 10, 2005 1:50:07 GMT -5
I'm chile rellenoing in it.......
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