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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 20, 2004 20:33:09 GMT -5
i wanted to be a tv star but.... ummmm..... Michael Jackson heard boy pants were half off. Heh? OH Shut up just never mind What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? Boy's pants half off. Sorry about the evil joke of evilness, but I think it's sorta funny.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 20, 2004 20:39:09 GMT -5
I wanted to be a fertilizer salesman, but they say my sales are sh**ty.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 20, 2004 20:42:04 GMT -5
I wanted to be a butcher, but I couldn't hack it.
(Why are we all punning?)
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 20, 2004 20:44:24 GMT -5
I wanted to be a bread delivery man, but my profits never rose (and the devil has control of my soul...).
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 20:58:04 GMT -5
I wanted to be a hot dog eating champion, but I quit. I guess I wasn't hungry enough.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 20:59:01 GMT -5
I tried my hand at taxidermy. Then one day I told my boss to stuff it.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 21:00:45 GMT -5
I once tried to take a correspondence course in "gentlemanly electrical work", but I couldn't afford it.
There was too much of a surcharge.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 21:02:32 GMT -5
Then I tried working on an oil rig. I quit because it was too boring.
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Post by Mr. Atari on Apr 20, 2004 21:04:24 GMT -5
Then I tried to get a job making bullets. They said they were looking for people of a higher caliber.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Apr 20, 2004 21:06:09 GMT -5
I wanted to make dynamite but the idea blew uo in my face.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 20, 2004 21:18:22 GMT -5
I couldn't be a congressman because my competition cut off my capital.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 20, 2004 22:06:02 GMT -5
I wanted to be a gardener, but I unfortunately I'm pushing up daisies now.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Apr 20, 2004 22:07:08 GMT -5
I wanted to a spell-checker, but I got clause-trophobia.
Don't hit me!
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Post by otrfan on Apr 20, 2004 22:17:08 GMT -5
I always wanted to be a photographer, but I lost my focus.
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Post by TomServo69 on Apr 20, 2004 22:19:15 GMT -5
Being a musician that is good enough to make enough beer to pay your tab is pretty pathetic.
Also, if you play for beer, I consider that a failed career path as well.
Servo
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