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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 10, 2004 15:13:15 GMT -5
Anybody wanna help me out here?
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Post by Dave Walker on Aug 10, 2004 15:18:46 GMT -5
No, but thanks for asking ;D
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 10, 2004 15:20:34 GMT -5
No, but thanks for asking ;D Really? Does that work? |
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 10, 2004 15:28:45 GMT -5
I don't know. Never had a girlfriend. Try one of the females on the board, like my alter ego MaryTrobot.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 10, 2004 15:31:13 GMT -5
Beautiful legs; when are they open?
I like every bone in your body, including mine.
If I was in charge of the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' next to each other.
They may not be good, but they are pickup lines, nevertheless.
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Post by NerdGroupie on Aug 10, 2004 15:42:07 GMT -5
"That shirt is very becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be coming to"
"Whoops, my shirt fell off"
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 10, 2004 15:42:32 GMT -5
The "I & U" line was in the "Bad pickup lines" thread, so X that one. The other two are doubtful. Especially in my case!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 10, 2004 15:44:11 GMT -5
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 10, 2004 15:56:47 GMT -5
Come on people, these belong in the BAD pick up line thread!
OK, here's one.
"I'm incredibly wealthy."
Trouble is you have to back it up.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 10, 2004 15:58:33 GMT -5
How about:
"I would like to explore the emotional side of this relationship before any copulation takes place."
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 10, 2004 16:02:47 GMT -5
How about: "I would like to explore the emotional side of this relationship before any copulation takes place." Please try to act your age. |
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 10, 2004 16:05:09 GMT -5
Please try to act your age. Am I acting too old or too young? You were rather unspecific. I think I spelled 'unspecific' wrong. |
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 10, 2004 16:10:56 GMT -5
Come on people, these belong in the BAD pick up line thread! OK, here's one. "I'm incredibly wealthy." Trouble is you have to back it up. Like if your Jimmy, from I Accuse my Parents. In that case..."Hey, its my birthday!" |
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 10, 2004 17:53:18 GMT -5
Like if your Jimmy, from I Accuse my Parents. In that case..."Hey, its my birthday!" And don't forget, "Hey, I'm the essay contest winner!" something I made up I think could work: Want to go bowling? Want to shop for tampons? Want to shovel snow? Want to comb each other's eyebrows? Want to update each other's First Aid kits? Want to jump on a newspaper? Want to see me bend a paper clip? Want to throw water balloons off the overpass? Want to hang spoons from our noses? Want to make up acronyms for our names? Want to drive until we get lost? Want to shave me? |
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Post by yousonuva on Aug 10, 2004 18:53:33 GMT -5
Hi, I am a rich man who doesn't know how much is too much when trying to please women because I am emotionaly soft and need you to tell me what I should do but I am also confident enough to never allow anyone tell you what to do and I will knock any guy out who breaths on you wrong becaue I got this strong body, which I dedicated myself to in order to protect and nurse my mother and father after the accident which was caused by a man who beat his wife, so I beat him and now he's a good man and I also want to take you somewhere where we can talk and not ruxh anything at all until you are ready and I want you to know I cry sometimes but only very seldom and I treat my pets as if they were my own children which I hope to have someday with loving beautiful wife and that leads me back to you.
Sorry that's all I could think of.
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