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Post by Blurryeye on Aug 10, 2004 19:00:41 GMT -5
Take off your pants. Now!
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Post by yousonuva on Aug 10, 2004 19:31:09 GMT -5
O-or what BLurry said. That works too.
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Post by Gemini Man on Aug 11, 2004 2:21:34 GMT -5
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Post by roxy18 on Aug 11, 2004 9:46:58 GMT -5
And don't forget, "Hey, I'm the essay contest winner!" something I made up I think could work: 1.Want to go bowling? 2.Want to shop for tampons? 3.Want to shovel snow? 4.Want to comb each other's eyebrows? 5.Want to update each other's First Aid kits? 6.Want to jump on a newspaper? 7.Want to see me bend a paper clip? 8.Want to throw water balloons off the overpass? 9.Want to hang spoons from our noses? 10.Want to make up acronyms for our names? 11.Want to drive until we get lost? 12.Want to shave me? I added numbers so I could keep track, and order my responses accordingly. 1. I do like bowling, but are you going to pay? Is it Rock N' Bowling? (that's much more fun that regular) 2. No, I would prefer you drop the subject immediately, if you want a girl to hate you, go ahead and ask them this. 3. Now, that could be fun because it could lead to a snowball fight and more flirting, but don't say "Wanna shovel snow" because it sounds like you're making her do your chores. 4. I think the whole grooming eachother thing is wierd. 5. Sounds like something married people do for the sake of their children. 6. What does that mean? Jump on newspaper? No, I'd rather not. 7. Ooh, now that's impressive... 8. Yes! That sounds like fun, I just hope we don't get caught. 9. Nah, too childish, and if you do this during dinner I will kick your shin under the table. 10. That's creative and fun...if you're into that kind of thing. 11. That's just a waste of gas, but hey, it's your car... 12. No, like I said the grooming eachother thing is creepy...you wouldn't want to blow dry my hair, right?
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 11, 2004 13:36:57 GMT -5
Take off your pants. Now! Works if the girl says it, not too sure for the guy.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 11, 2004 15:49:41 GMT -5
To take from the film "Ah, L'amour": "I have money."
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 11, 2004 15:59:34 GMT -5
Better if you say "I have money, a car, and a place of my own."
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 11, 2004 16:01:25 GMT -5
Better if you say "I have money, a car, and a place of my own." Even better if you say "I'm filthy stinkin' rich."
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 11, 2004 16:03:29 GMT -5
Even better if you say "I'm filthy stinkin' rich." And THAT works, if you can back it up.
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 11, 2004 16:06:05 GMT -5
Even better if you say "I'm filthy stinkin' rich." Unless he's Bill Gate or Donald Trump. Then its bad!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Aug 11, 2004 16:12:53 GMT -5
This might be a good pick up line: I'm the top poster at The MST3K Review Discussion Board.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Aug 11, 2004 16:14:25 GMT -5
Good pick up line:
"I waited in line for Star Wars episode 1 for three weeks!"
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 11, 2004 16:22:05 GMT -5
Good pick up line: "I waited in line for Star Wars episode 1 for three weeks!" Depends on who you use it on though. How's this: "I've got MST3K:The Movie on DVD! And its the one that has the deleted scenes!" Troublt is backing up your claim. Might work on people at this board.
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Post by doctorz on Aug 12, 2004 2:52:28 GMT -5
Could you hold this roll of hundreds while I tie my shoe? You look nice, would you like to go to my yacht and have lunch then take a trip with me to Grand Cayman?
I'll pay for everything.
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Post by Ator on Aug 12, 2004 3:49:21 GMT -5
"I like those pants, sweetie. They would look even better in a pile next to my bed though!"
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