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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 12, 2004 5:19:12 GMT -5
I added numbers so I could keep track, and order my responses accordingly. 1. I do like bowling, but are you going to pay? Is it Rock N' Bowling? (that's much more fun that regular) 2. No, I would prefer you drop the subject immediately, if you want a girl to hate you, go ahead and ask them this. 3. Now, that could be fun because it could lead to a snowball fight and more flirting, but don't say "Wanna shovel snow" because it sounds like you're making her do your chores. 4. I think the whole grooming eachother thing is wierd. 5. Sounds like something married people do for the sake of their children. 6. What does that mean? Jump on newspaper? No, I'd rather not. 7. Ooh, now that's impressive... 8. Yes! That sounds like fun, I just hope we don't get caught. 9. Nah, too childish, and if you do this during dinner I will kick your shin under the table. 10. That's creative and fun...if you're into that kind of thing. 11. That's just a waste of gas, but hey, it's your car... 12. No, like I said the grooming eachother thing is creepy...you wouldn't want to blow dry my hair, right? 1. Yeah, it's Rock N' Bowling. It's more fun that way. 2. done and done. 3. Yeah, it is fun and flirting, I'd say "Want to have fun shoveling snow with me, we can make snow angels and have snow ball fights and keep each other warm in the cold." 4. I agree, will groom beforehand. 5. I know, it's really boring, don't ever do it unless you have to. 6. Maybe it'd be more fun if we replace newspaper with bubble wrap. 7. I can make animals with paper clips, but each one ends up looking like a dog. (I think that's a Joel line.) 8. The fear of being caught is what I like about it, I just hope nobody has an accident because of it.. 9. I never could get the technique down myself, so scratch that idea. 10. Yeah, I tried this with the people at work. My name is Paul, so I came up with Pink And Useless Loser. Everybody laughed at my creativity. 11. Yeah, I'd pay for gas of course, but it's great to just get lost in the country and try to find your way back. The scenery is really beautiful when drive until sunset. 12. Er, you're right again, I don't really want to blow dry hair, not even my own, so grooming is out of picture. Uggh, Eegah! comes to mind now that I think of it.
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Post by marytrobot on Aug 12, 2004 5:32:05 GMT -5
actually you don't need a pick up line in my book, just take your dog for a walk, (the real dog not....... you sick minded freaks) not an annoying yappy dog cause then you sorta give off the impression, that youre...not into women. Yeah some girl will walk over wanting to meet the dog and you can start a conversation. At least I would
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 12, 2004 5:34:20 GMT -5
In college, it usually worked just to be honest. For instance, see a random girl on campus, go up to her and say:
"Hi, I'm <insert name here>. I've seen you around a few times and I have to admit that I find you attractive and noticed that you were taking the same class I took last year. I liked that class, and wondered if you wanted to talk about it over coffee."
I dated her four years.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 12, 2004 5:34:24 GMT -5
Hmmm, where can I steal a cute nice dog.....?
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 12, 2004 13:30:51 GMT -5
Try the Humane Society. Or post an ad. "WANTED: Cute dog. Not too yappy. All four legs are preferred. Not something that weighs more than a child."
By the way MaryT, what about a cat person?
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Post by marytrobot on Aug 12, 2004 13:53:55 GMT -5
Well you can't really take a cat out on a walk can you? That's how you meet the girls, you're walkin' your dog and the girls just pops up and says, "oh that dogs so cute, is he friendly?" I personally love cats and would fall for a cat guy too, but how am I supposed to know. Plus there are girls out there who just don't find cats, all that great. I'd say dogs are your best bet.
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Post by crowTrobot65 on Aug 12, 2004 14:00:57 GMT -5
There are cat harnasses, so that's one way. Of course, its getting the cat to take a walk that's the trick. They might prefer you to carry it. Hmm, not much fun in that. Especially if you cat is a heavyweight like my parent's cat. Any particular dogs that work? Like dauchands or labs?
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Post by roxy18 on Aug 12, 2004 14:03:24 GMT -5
By the way MaryT, what about a cat person? Are you gonna bond while taking yours cats for a walk?
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Post by roxy18 on Aug 12, 2004 14:05:47 GMT -5
10. Yeah, I tried this with the people at work. My name is Paul, so I came up with Pink And Useless Loser. Everybody laughed at my creativity. Can you think of an acronym for me? ELISE: Epileptic Loony Incense Sniffing Eagle... 11. Yeah, I'd pay for gas of course, but it's great to just get lost in the country and try to find your way back. The scenery is really beautiful when drive until sunset. Depends on your car and whether or not you're a good driver! If you have a monster truck covered in mud and you take wide turns, don't signal, and can't parallel park I am not getting into the car!
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Post by marytrobot on Aug 12, 2004 14:06:15 GMT -5
Amazing how I've suddenly become an expert on this, the cuter the better, but not small cute. (I say this cause I hate small dogs) I would go for a Golden Retriever, a German Shepard, or just a good looking mutt. I'd say no hairless dogs, none, they are the ugliest things to hit the earth. oh and a calm temperment is a large bonus
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Aug 12, 2004 14:21:53 GMT -5
I've recently found that pushing a baby around is a great way to get women to talk to you. Working around the whole wife thing can get complicated, though.
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Post by roxy18 on Aug 12, 2004 14:29:01 GMT -5
I've recently found that pushing a baby around is a great way to get women to talk to you. Working around the whole wife thing can get complicated, though. Ya think? That reminds me of the Friends episode where Chandler and Joey took Ross' son out and about. They thought they would get attention from women, and they did, but the women thought they were gay and raising a child together.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Aug 12, 2004 14:58:08 GMT -5
Can you think of an acronym for me? ELISE: Epileptic Loony Incense Sniffing Eagle... Depends on your car and whether or not you're a good driver! If you have a monster truck covered in mud and you take wide turns, don't signal, and can't parallel park I am not getting into the car! ELISE: Every liaison is somewhat evil. Well, I drive a 2003 Mitsubishi Galant, black, sunroof, very fast and comfortable. I drive about 5-10 miles above speed limit wherever I go, but cops just ignore me. I don't take wide turns. I always signal and I hate people who either never do or leave it on interminably. I can parallel park, (I lived in Phila. for a year )
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Post by marytrobot on Aug 16, 2004 4:18:32 GMT -5
While at a concert Elise and I saw a lead singer playing his guitar and wearing converse. Now here's another thing, in along with getting a dog, get a guitar, I don't know a girl who wouldn't love a guitar player under 30 years old.
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Post by yousonuva on Aug 16, 2004 4:24:42 GMT -5
I don't know a girl who wouldn't love a guitar player under 30 years old. ALRIGHT!
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