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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 19:02:38 GMT -5
I offer to be a Security Guard, I can be a trigger happy nutcase if have to be. You're on the payroll but can you supply your own ammunition? That would show real incentive.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 19:08:39 GMT -5
And sorry Chem but I can't take any more child labor violations. But I'm 15! I swear!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 19:15:18 GMT -5
I don't hire 15 year olds who swear.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 19:19:32 GMT -5
I don't hire 15 year olds who swear. Fine! Could I just hang out and cook for the employees?
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 19:20:56 GMT -5
I'll hire nightfalcawk as a gofer. I don't mean a guy who goes fer things, but as a real gofer. I don't know how this will work out but the benefits are good. And sorry Chem but I can't take any more child labor violations. Is the whip really necessary?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 19:23:25 GMT -5
OK, fine. No whip. But I'm keeping the pitchfork close at hand. And sure Chem, cook all you want but don't poison the crew.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 19:24:49 GMT -5
DARN IT!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 19:27:00 GMT -5
What do you mean darn it? I thought you swore.
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Sept 18, 2004 19:27:51 GMT -5
Hi, I'm CFF. You may remember me from such job applications as "feeding Elizabeth Taylor" and "suckling tiny new born goats." I think I would be a welcome addition to your fine corporation as a customer service representative. I have invaluable experience gained from repeatedly banging my head against a concrete wall until my vision failed!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 19:28:02 GMT -5
Wait a sec, how much do I make an hour?
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 19:30:45 GMT -5
What do you mean darn it? I thought you swore. Only in French. Zut alors!!
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colemanfrancisfan
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Sept 18, 2004 19:31:08 GMT -5
Wait a sec, how much do I make an hour? Your weight in salt and vinegar ruffled chips.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 19:31:44 GMT -5
I can curse in Latin! Hercule!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 19:32:21 GMT -5
Hi, I'm CFF. You may remember me from such job applications as "feeding Elizabeth Taylor" and "suckling tiny new born goats." I think I would be a welcome addition to your fine corporation as a customer service representative. I have invaluable experience gained from repeatedly banging my head against a concrete wall until my vision failed! Gosh damn, that's the bear resume I've seen. You sound like a real go getter! Would you consider the position of Chief Executive Whistle Blower? We need one of those.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 19:32:50 GMT -5
I can curse in Latin! Hercule!What's that mean? Irrumator!
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