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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 20:18:47 GMT -5
Phanco- A fat free yogurt that's not short on flavor.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 20:21:29 GMT -5
Phanco: We promise to lie only when necessary!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 20:21:33 GMT -5
Phanco- A fat free yogurt that's not short on flavor. Catchy but inaccurate.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 20:24:23 GMT -5
Phanco: Our commercials are spiffier than Geico's!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 20:27:18 GMT -5
Phanco: It flattens and seperates. Phanco: At least we don't suck like you do.
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 20:28:42 GMT -5
Phanco: You won't worry about having a choice if you just went with us!
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 18, 2004 20:30:04 GMT -5
Phanco: It's cooler than you. Phanco: I can't believe it's not legal!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 20:43:36 GMT -5
Phanco: At least we don't suck like you do. I like that one!
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Post by FrankLives on Sept 18, 2004 21:11:30 GMT -5
Phanco: You're welcome.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 21:22:55 GMT -5
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Post by FrankLives on Sept 18, 2004 21:25:28 GMT -5
WHAT?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 21:29:44 GMT -5
WHAT? At Phanco we don't say "You're welcome." We say "Take it and like it."
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Post by FrankLives on Sept 18, 2004 21:31:13 GMT -5
OH. Not a real catchy slogan. Mine was quite catchy. Phillistines!
Phanco: SHUT THE F**CK UP!
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Sept 18, 2004 21:40:34 GMT -5
Phanco: it's not our fault you smell like ass.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 18, 2004 22:09:40 GMT -5
MEMO
TO: Phanco HR Department (aka "White Color SlaveTraders") FROM: mummifiedstalin RE: Senior Director of Customer Assitance
I am applying for the position of Senior Director of Customer Assistance. I understand that your customer service department does not have a phone bank, special email account, or even employees. However, I understand that you are looking at beginning a help desk. I have quite a lot of experience helping desks. I put one together myself, once. Furthermore, I used to help school desks by cleaning the gum out from under them. I have attached samples of said removed gum in the enclosed tissue paper. I am willing someday to broaden my skill set by learning how to help tables and chairs, too.
You will find my resume attached. Please pardon the fact that it is written on used cocktail napkins. The lipstick has an interesting story if you ever want to ask. And, no, it's not from a woman.
Sincerely,
mummifiedstalin
p.s. don't believe what the background check tells you.
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