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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 15:20:21 GMT -5
Hey you finally got an avatar to suit you, phantom! This just might help our image and boost sales.......what are we selling again? So what are you saying? Just because you're Regional Vice President of Sales that you should know what your selling? OK. We sell a lot of things. Confidence, piece of mind but most importantly we sell the Phanco way of life. Which is vague also. But the thing to keep in mind is I don't want you employees asking a lot of dang fool questions! Because if you do I'll just hire a bunch of robots. Is that what you want? Because I'll do it. I'll hire a bunch of robots.
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 19, 2004 15:23:44 GMT -5
I'm not a robot?.....maybe that's why I threw up all that motor oil I drank last night.
Can we sell motor oil too?....oh I mean, I think we should sell motor oil too.
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Post by Torgo on Sept 19, 2004 15:24:06 GMT -5
So what are you saying? Just because you're Regional Vice President of Sales that you should know what your selling? OK. We sell a lot of things. Confidence, piece of mind but most importantly we sell the Phanco way of life. Which is vague also. In other words, we're in the useless crap industry. Do we do infomercials?
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 19, 2004 15:25:05 GMT -5
In other words, we're in the useless crap industry. Do we do infomercials? Ooh ooh! Phantom! He asked a question! Let me fire him pleeeeese.....in a non question sort of way.
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Post by Torgo on Sept 19, 2004 15:27:41 GMT -5
Ooh ooh! Phantom! He asked a question! Let me fire him pleeeeese.....in a non question sort of way. I refuse your fire-ment because I am eating crunchy cerial. "Obscure Reference Alert"
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 15:31:17 GMT -5
I hate labor disputes.
Those robots would be the answer if they didn't try to kill me in every sales demonstration.
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 16:19:38 GMT -5
Can I have a job too? How about Chief Misinformation Officer?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 16:31:37 GMT -5
Can I have a job too? How about Chief Misinformation Officer? Let me look through the files...let's see...Chief Misinformation Officer....no I don't see one. The position seems to be available and I can't think of anyone more qualified to dispense misinformation. Welcome aboard DW. What kind of company car would you like? BTW, do you have any reservations about killing subordinates?
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 16:35:34 GMT -5
Let me look through the files...let's see...Chief Misinformation Officer....no I don't see one. The position seems to be available and I can't think of anyone more qualified to dispense misinformation. Welcome aboard DW. What kind of company car would you like? BTW, do you have any reservations about killing subordinates? I'll take the nicest car available. And killing subordinates, no problem. I can spin that into being for the good of those I haven't killed yet - the stockholders will love it.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 16:41:13 GMT -5
I'll take the nicest car available. And killing subordinates, no problem. I can spin that into being for the good of those I haven't killed yet - the stockholders will love it. The nicest car available is Christine. And your view of the stockholders is very shrewd. I hope you're not bucking for my CEO job.
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 16:49:17 GMT -5
The nicest car available is Christine. And your view of the stockholders is very shrewd. I hope you're not bucking for my CEO job. Christine sounds good to me, just make sure you aren't a passenger, she might get pissed. As far as your job, nahh, not yet anyway.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 16:55:06 GMT -5
I like your drive kid, I'm promoting you to Executive Chief Misinformation Officer. Which means you won't have to clean the restrooms.
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 17:01:28 GMT -5
That's good, otherwise I would have had to sick Christine on you. So, yousonuva's gonna clean them right?
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 17:03:48 GMT -5
Oh sure, who else?
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Post by Dave Walker on Sept 19, 2004 17:05:26 GMT -5
What's the makeup of senior management? I need to know who else to misinform.
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