Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Sept 18, 2004 22:09:57 GMT -5
Phanco: Supplying Torgo with crotch cream since 2004.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 18, 2004 22:13:03 GMT -5
OH Phanco: SHUT THE F**CK UP! Now THAT sums it up. Phanco: Bringing dead things to life Phanco: If you were like us you'd be rich too Phanco: If you put your trust in us, we'll do what's best for us
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Post by Torgo on Sept 18, 2004 22:16:38 GMT -5
Phanco: If you own this place, you're god.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 18, 2004 22:18:33 GMT -5
Phanco: We're better than you. And we know it.
And what about my application, Mr. THIS IS MY COMPANY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!?!?
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Sept 18, 2004 22:22:11 GMT -5
Phanco: We didn't write the book on business. We didn't even read it. We missed the movie when it was in theaters. But we plan on renting the DVD!
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 18, 2004 22:39:22 GMT -5
Phanco: It stinks!
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Sept 19, 2004 0:15:25 GMT -5
You're on the payroll but can you supply your own ammunition? That would show real incentive. Yep. Got a huge stockpile in the basement. Phanco: We are the Government!
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Torgo
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Post by Torgo on Sept 19, 2004 0:18:23 GMT -5
Phanco: You work, so we don't have to!
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 19, 2004 7:41:06 GMT -5
*Pull out shotgun on colemanman* IS THAT YOUR PEICE OF SH*T IN MY PARKING SPACE!?
You have 30 seconds *cock shotgun*
Anyway, phantom says I have to come out of my office today to try and up morale here....good....you are good...ok I'm going back to my office now-oh! I'll leave these new slogan ideas wiiiith To-Torgo? is it? Fine! Good show! Ok....bye now...
Phanco: Our employees wipe with their bare hands to save YOU money!
Phanco: Enslaving children in third world countries since 2004.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 19, 2004 7:55:47 GMT -5
MEMO TO: Phanco HR Department (aka "White Color SlaveTraders") FROM: mummifiedstalin RE: Senior Director of Customer Assitance I am applying for the position of Senior Director of Customer Assistance. I understand that your customer service department does not have a phone bank, special email account, or even employees. However, I understand that you are looking at beginning a help desk. I have quite a lot of experience helping desks. I put one together myself, once. Furthermore, I used to help school desks by cleaning the gum out from under them. I have attached samples of said removed gum in the enclosed tissue paper. I am willing someday to broaden my skill set by learning how to help tables and chairs, too. You will find my resume attached. Please pardon the fact that it is written on used cocktail napkins. The lipstick has an interesting story if you ever want to ask. And, no, it's not from a woman. Sincerely, mummifiedstalin p.s. don't believe what the background check tells you. LOL! Reminds me of something I did a while back forrestcrow.proboards19.com/index.cgi?board=forrester&action=display&thread=1076533064(yeah I spent 5 minutes searching for it!)
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Post by nightfalcawk on Sept 19, 2004 9:13:40 GMT -5
This is the slogan. Here at Phanco, you're our bitch!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 10:48:08 GMT -5
And what about my application, Mr. THIS IS MY COMPANY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO!?!? Sorry, it took me a while to get to your application as I was quite drunk. But you know what kid, I like the cut of your jib! You get an office with a window. Well maybe just a window. If you want to build an office around it that's your business. Now get to work!
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Sept 19, 2004 11:57:39 GMT -5
*Pull out shotgun on colemanman* IS THAT YOUR PEICE OF SH*T IN MY PARKING SPACE!? You have 30 seconds *cock shotgun* Sir, Let me handle this. *Pulls out Rocket Launcher* *Calls Coleman over Intercom* Mr. Coleman you have 30 seconds to get down here before I Destroy your car. Oh and Here's Phaco's Ad:
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Sept 19, 2004 12:03:41 GMT -5
Here's Phaco's Ad: I like it! You're going places in this company.
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yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 19, 2004 13:09:10 GMT -5
Hey you finally got an avatar to suit you, phantom! This just might help our image and boost sales.......what are we selling again?
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