|
Post by Vlad89 on Jan 25, 2004 4:23:55 GMT -5
This game was started at the Sci-Fi board, but I liked it so much, I decided to play the game here. The rules are: You have to make up a goofy alternate title for a MSTed movie. You can come up with a title for 1 movie in 1 post or lots of movies. I'll start!
Final Justice-"Mitchell II:With a Hunger" Space Mutiny-"Warehouse Galactica" Zombie Nightmare-"Rock 'n' Roll Nightmare... wait a second!" Future War-"Carnosaur 4: Now with 100% less Roger Corman"
|
|
|
Post by otrfan on Jan 25, 2004 5:25:45 GMT -5
Red Zone Cuba - Penny and a Broken Cigarette The Beast of Yucca Flats - Flag on the Moon The Beatniks - I'm Gonna Moon You Blood Waters - Sargassum! The Weed of Deceit! The Brain That Wouldn't Die - Jan in the Pan Bride of the Monster - Forsaken Jungle Hell The Day the Earth Froze - Sampo! Eegah! - Roxie! Escape 2000 - Leave the Bronx! The Giant Gila Monster - I Sing Whenever I Sing Whenever I Sing Whenever I Sing Whenever I Sing Werewolf - Warwilf
more later
|
|
|
Post by TV's Cowboy on Jan 25, 2004 8:05:27 GMT -5
Future War-A Present Day Conflict Which in No Way Represents a War and is Not in the Future Final Sacrifice-Our Man Rowsdower A Case of Spring Fever-The Murderous Wrath of Coily I Accuse My Parents-The MisAdventures of Jimmy the Moron City Limits-Well At Least This Takes Place in the Future And Has Kind of a War Skydivers-They Killed for Coffee
|
|
|
Post by Buddhist Kitten on Jan 25, 2004 9:19:24 GMT -5
Sidehackers-No, they don't spit out the side of their mouth. Manos: The hands of Fate- Hands: The hands of Torgo I'm out. NEXT!
|
|
|
Post by Ator on Jan 25, 2004 10:17:49 GMT -5
Manos: The KNEES of Torgo
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank: PBS' Casablanca
The Undead: Cormans' Vision of Hypnotism
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 25, 2004 12:29:11 GMT -5
208 - Lost Continent: The Joy Of Rock Climbing 418 - Attack of The Eye Creatures: Attack of The The The The The The The The The The The Eye Creatures
|
|
TomServo69
Moderator Emeritus
Gone but not Forgotten
Nothing ever changes........
Posts: 5,467
|
Post by TomServo69 on Jan 25, 2004 12:38:03 GMT -5
Here's a few
The Final Sacrifice-Larry Csonka and Me Hercules Against the Moon Men-Hercules Against the Sandstorm The Creeping Terror-The Danger of Shag Carpeting Angels Revenge-What Cocaine Can Do to You
Next,
Servo
|
|
|
Post by mightyjack on Jan 25, 2004 13:14:26 GMT -5
Beginning of the End: "How To Make Grasshoppers Horny: Next, on Biography!"
Gorgo: "Godzilla Joins the Circus"
Manhunt In Space: "Winky: Swingin' Stud of the Cosmos Who Doesn't Live in His Mothers Basement... Honest!"
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 25, 2004 14:16:37 GMT -5
507 - I Accuse My Parents: I Accuse My Screenwritter 805 - Thing That Couldnt Die: Thing That Couldnt Die But Eventually Does anyway 421 - Monster a Go-Go: Monster a No-No
|
|
|
Post by Bart Fargo on Jan 25, 2004 14:36:37 GMT -5
Aw man, I was going to do this as a weekly series! Some of my favorites would be: Phase IV - Attack of the confusing, boring ant film Humanoid Woman - The adventures of a brillo pad on a stick. Time of the Apes - Let's hope the Planet of the Apes people don't see this and sue. Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy - Adventures in a contrived plot set-up. Robot Holocaust - Attack of the sock puppets! Cave Dwellers - Ator the incredibly stupid (not our own Ator, of course!) Mr. B Natural - Nothing Natural about Mr. B It Conquered the World - Attack of the Carrot with tentacles. The Beatniks - Attack of the Pat Boone Clone A Date with your Family - A Date with Incredible BOREDOM! Escape 2000 - The Bronx Moves to Italy As for what's been posted so far... Mighty Jack's Manhunt in Space retitle and Phantomengineer's Lost Continent retitle - ROTFL! ;D
|
|
|
Post by Ator on Jan 25, 2004 14:54:03 GMT -5
Escape 2000: Toblerone & Moon W. Trash Leave The Bronx Hercules Against the Moon Men: Hercules vs. Deep Hurting and the Sand Storm
|
|
|
Post by TV's Cowboy on Jan 25, 2004 15:21:55 GMT -5
Angel's Revenge-Charlie's Angels? Never Heard of It Giant Spider Invasion-The Skipper vs. the Spider The Touch of Satan-The Pause that Never Ends Girl in Gold Boots-The Incredible Teleporting Buzz
|
|
Torgo
Moderator Emeritus
-segment with Crow?
Posts: 15,420
|
Post by Torgo on Jan 25, 2004 16:07:24 GMT -5
Godzilla vs. Megalon - Two Men and a Kid in Short Shorts Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster - No Contest: Godzilla Goes Out for Sea Food Overdrawn at the Memory Bank - The Ultimate Battle: Only One Actor Will Get a Carreer
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 25, 2004 17:15:19 GMT -5
206 - Ring of Terror: Ring of Middle Aged College Students 311 - It Conquered the World: It Briefly Conquered a Few People In A Small Town
|
|
|
Post by Phantom Engineer on Jan 25, 2004 17:39:28 GMT -5
405 - Being From Another Planet - Boring On This Planet
|
|