yousonuva
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Post by yousonuva on Feb 28, 2004 6:53:47 GMT -5
I'm gonna go out on a limb here as a noob and try to start up a new game someone started on the IMDb.
It's simple enough. If the show was to be revived, think of someone (famous or a character from an episode) who would fill the position. Next try to come up with a short script for one of his/her host segments, keeping Crow/Servo/Gypsy in mind.
EXAMPLE:
I could see the 80's Bobcat Goldthwaight in there...
Bob: mmmHI! and ulmm welcome to the show..I was gonna do a bit on proper eating habits, but SERVO TOOK MY LUNCHBOX!
Tom: nooo, new meat, *you* had the A-team lunch box, this is Charlie's Angels, see?
Bob:AHH!! ohh. ulmm, sorry...Crow? Have you seen my AHH!! Crow you ate ALL MY FOOD!!
Crow: Huh? ohh sorry, man I thought I brought this in today, my bad Bob. That mayonnaise didn't taste too good anyway. I probably saved you a foul taste.
Bob: oohh really, thanks. HEY! WHere's MY 'MAYONNAISE' BRAND OF ATHLETE'S FOOT CREAM??!!!
It's fun "I guarantee it"
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Post by nightfalcawk on Feb 29, 2004 21:04:15 GMT -5
Done already. Sorry. But I still like Weird "Al" Yankovic for the role.
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Post by Ator on Feb 29, 2004 23:03:40 GMT -5
Done already. Sorry. But I still like Weird "Al" Yankovic for the role. I dunno, him and Bobcat are too goofy for the part. Mike and Joel have this "plain-ol' Joe" feel to them, which makes it alot funnier.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 1, 2004 7:33:29 GMT -5
Guys. It's not a serious question. It's a game. Just to goof off, y'know?
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Post by Skyroniter on Mar 1, 2004 8:18:26 GMT -5
How about, in a cruel twist of fate, Trace Beaulieu was to return and be sent into space w/ Crow and Tom? Would certainly make an interesting scenario.
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Post by Jack Burton on Mar 1, 2004 11:29:04 GMT -5
Duh! I'm the only one who could possibly take Mike's place. I'M THE GOD!!!! I'M THE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Jack Burton on Mar 1, 2004 11:30:14 GMT -5
sorry about that, forgot to take my pills today
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 1, 2004 18:04:35 GMT -5
Replace Mike with Al Borland. He's an average joe who knows how to make and fix stuff. Perfect for the SOL.
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 2, 2004 14:58:12 GMT -5
Duh! I'm the only one who could possibly take Mike's place. I'M THE GOD!!!! I'M THE GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm the god too y'know.
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Post by nightfalcawk on Mar 2, 2004 15:15:58 GMT -5
You know the guy who goes "I am the God!" gets crushed by a giant, right?
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Mar 2, 2004 19:09:33 GMT -5
What about Kenny Blankenchip,Vic Romano,or Captain Tenneal? Surely they can live up to the MST3K host job.
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Post by al27 on Mar 3, 2004 9:19:19 GMT -5
You know, Bruce Cambell would be perfect for the SOL. Also, Jon Stewart from the Daily Show, he could do good up there.
-al27
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 3, 2004 10:15:02 GMT -5
no one's playing this game according to the rules and I'm drunk. So there.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Mar 4, 2004 13:18:31 GMT -5
Sorry, I misread the first post. Lemme try again.
Al Borland, he's a regular joe who knows how to fix stuff. Perfect for the SOL.
Al: Hey everyone, welcome to the Satelite Of Love. I'd like to start by...
Crow: Hey, Al, what's in the box?
Al: Oh, well I thought that I'd try my hand at an invention exchange.
Servo: Um, Al? We've not done an invention exchange in years.
Al: I know, but they sound like fun. Come on! Let's live a little.
Crow: Okay, but don't expect the mads to have anything. They won't be expecting it.
Al: So I'll automatically win, right?
Servo: *sighs* Yes, Al, you'll automatically win. What've you got?
Al: Okay, so just the other day I was wondering why party games are becoming so passe. I mean, they're still fun and all, but everyone's played 'em before! You've really just gotta be in the right mood.
Crow: Where're you goin' with this?
Al: Well, I said to myself, "Why not just mix two classic games, so that they'll have the traditional party feel, but not be the same old games anymore!" Acting on this, I mixed the game "Pin The Tail On The Donkey" with "Pinata"! And the obvious result is, "Pinatail On The Donkey"!
Servo: Oh, for the love of-
Crow: That's horrible! No more wordplay from you!
Al: No, come on, let's play! *Pulls out a pinata donkey, some blindfolds, and a pole with a nail on it. He ties a string with a balloon onto the nail* See, you just put on the blindfold, and and try to hit the pinata on the right spot! Doing so will attach the ballooney tail to the donkey, which triggers the release of the candy inside!
Servo: So....you want small children to swing boards with nails in them....while blindfolded....presumably in a crowd of other small children?
Al: Yeah, I think it could be the next game sensation to sweep America!
Crow: You say there's candy involved?
Al: Yep.
Crow/Servo: YAY! LET'S PLAY! HUZZAH! Etc.,....
Al: We'll be right back.
[commercial]
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Post by yousonuva on Mar 4, 2004 14:37:10 GMT -5
Finally someone gets me! I really AM the god...hmm. BTW you guys can do as many of these as you wish. I decree it. Here's another from me....oh no you're welcome. Here's Nicholas Cage in one of his more zealous characters (pointing with each cap)
Cage:HI! and welcome to the DAMN.SHOW. You two monkey's seen my DAMN. HAIR. SPRAY?
Crow:uh, was it a huge econo size that said : warning highly flammable on it?
Cage:YEA.
Servo:Yea, we used it as a blowtorch to burn your baseball card collection
Crow:hee, yeah, it got a little out of hand and blew off one of my arms. So if you get a minute could you take care of that?
Cage:Uh. I can't BELIEVE YOU GUYS!
Servo:Relax, you can still see some of Griffy's chin in this one.
Crow:Yeah, you act like you didn't deserve to have this happen to you.
Cage:You two are THE PITS! We'll be right back (proceeds to down a 1/5 of Jack Daniels)
Crow:Uh, my arm...
(still chugging)
Servo:Hello?
That was just what I am looking for, Afgncaap5 (whew), that was a riot (although I admit I had to look up Al in the search thingie).
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