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Post by Bart Fargo on May 9, 2004 13:57:57 GMT -5
Survey du jour asks this time around:
Which MiSTed film characters were the most inferior evolution-wise to everyone else. This is someone that is so much worse in terms of looks, intelligence, and overall demeanor that it makes your flesh crawl.
My picks are:
1. Torgo
2. Lobo
3. The entire cast of Attack of the Giant Leeches
4. The white trash couple from The Giant Spider Invasion
5. The entire cast of Escape 2000
So who are your picks?
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Post by TV's Cowboy on May 9, 2004 13:59:27 GMT -5
Anybody and everybody from Boggy Creek 2. Especially Crenshaw and the guy who stepped in his own crap.
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Post by Miss Interoceter on May 9, 2004 16:45:19 GMT -5
Eegah and Roxie's boyfriend I never remember the name of.
The entire cast of Squirm. Ewww. Especially Wormface and his dad.
The filling station owner that Chase Winstead worked for in Giant Gila Monster.
Kathy Ireland in Alien From L.A.
and
The entire cast except Robert Vaughn in Teenage Caveman.
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Post by hypochrismutreefuzz on May 9, 2004 18:35:09 GMT -5
Those darn smoochers!
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Post by Torgo on May 9, 2004 22:14:56 GMT -5
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Post by Unsavory on May 9, 2004 23:15:48 GMT -5
The Robot (from Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy)
That poor naive bastard from I Accuse My Parents
Detective Mitchell
The Creeping Terror. Or more appropriately, anyone it was able to catch.
The crusty old guy from the destroyed future in Time Chasers.
I'd say "Dropo"...but you know...that's too easy.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on May 10, 2004 6:24:36 GMT -5
WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT I AM INFERIOR!  Just kidding. ;D |
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Post by Rob T Firefly on May 10, 2004 20:23:49 GMT -5
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned Ortega yet.
Also...
That dead kid (Zombie Nightmare,) both before and after death
The easily duped prison guard (Space Mutiny)
Lobster man (Space Mutiny)
The Krankor aliens (Prince of Space) - they haven't even evolved proper undergarments yet
Tony Farms, aka Puma Man
Rowsdower... Rowsdower? Rowsdower!!
Sheriff "Herronimo" (Final Justice)
Go 'head on...
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Post by Bart Fargo on May 11, 2004 12:31:12 GMT -5
Nothing personal - it's just that Torgo was designed to make the Master look good - meaning he had to be EXTREMELY inferior to everyone else. |
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Post by losingmydignity on May 12, 2004 1:02:06 GMT -5
Tor Johnson in anything!
I have a great deal of Swedish ancestry and I want to personally apoligize to everyone....
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Post by al27 on May 12, 2004 11:25:35 GMT -5
How 'bout those morons on the beach in ANGELS REVENGE? Those guys were sooooooo stupid. It made me feel bad for being a dude.
-al27
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Post by al27 on May 12, 2004 11:26:34 GMT -5
Oh, I forgot, how 'bout Mitchell?
Or that stupid hooker that actually SLEPT with MItchell?
-al27
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