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Post by DC on Jul 25, 2005 23:25:59 GMT -5
Squirm
Reel life - An electric surge transforms all the worms in Georgia into flesh-eating millipedes.
Real life - An electric surge kills all the worms near the surge site, or does nothing. Which would have made for a better movie.
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Post by bobjohnson on Jul 27, 2005 10:43:44 GMT -5
Time Chasers
Reel: In a Revolutionary War battle, no one is killed and will easily believe very strange-clothed people who say they are from the future.
Real: In a Revolutionary War battle, everyone is killed, including the future time travelers
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 1, 2005 15:05:55 GMT -5
Red Zone Cuba
Reel Life: Cherokee Jack happily takes you to an army base in exchange for your truck, where you attempt to overthrow communism in cuba.
Real Life: Cherokee is wise to the reward, and flies all of you to a rendevous point with the police, where your friends are also sent to prison for aiding and abeting you.
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Post by doctorz on Aug 9, 2005 14:07:46 GMT -5
Prince of Space (or any of these movies)
Reel Life Japanese boys are given instant and unlimited access to all scientific agencies and their suggestions are followed without question.
Real Life They never get past the gate. Word of this gets back to the school where they are further humiliated by their teachers and peers suffering the worst ijime imaginable. Several commit suicide while the others lock themselves in their bedrooms for life. Meanwhile Gamera, Rhodan, Godzilla, King Ghidra, et al. rampage unchecked!
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Post by siamesesin on Aug 9, 2005 14:18:24 GMT -5
Reel Life Keanu Reeves is the savior of the planet Earth.
Real Life Keanu Reeves is the savior of no one but anti-Darwinists by proving evolution is wrong.
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Post by Don Quixote on Aug 9, 2005 17:44:12 GMT -5
Future War
Reel Life: A young woman pulls herself out of a drug addiction, immeidately becoming a nun and retaining her gang/drug dealer contacts friendly enough to aid her with her friend in the bringing down of cyborgs.
Real Life: The young woman who became a nun attempts to contact her old gang contacts, and is kidnapped, raped and killed.
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