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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 16, 2004 22:48:45 GMT -5
MiSTed films have been chock full of unrealistic situations. I want you to site examples of this in reel life and in real life. Here's an example: From #620: Danger!! Death Ray: In reel life... you drop in unexpectedly on a woman and she invites you in, allowing you to change into her robe and takes a romantic interest in you despite already being married. In real life... you drop in unexpectedly on a woman, and she starts beating you with whatever's handy or pulls out a gun, ordering you to leave.
Obviously, the examples in Teenagers from Outer Space that Joel and the bots mentioned are off limits. The MiSTie universe is full of them. What can you think of?
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 17, 2004 8:40:07 GMT -5
Reel Life: You stop at some random house in the middle of nowhere and a guy comes out to greet you with huge knees and cloven feet. When he tells you to go away because "The Master" wouldn't be pleased, you insist on staying the night, anyway.
Real Life: See Torgo. Shoot Torgo.
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Post by doctorz on Sept 17, 2004 9:31:59 GMT -5
Kitten with a Whip Reel Life - A psychotic girl sneaks into an aspiring State Senator's house and in turns proceeds to black mail, invite her dirtbag friends over and threaten his life with a deadly weapon for days and days.
Real life - He walks out the door, goes to his neighbor's house to call the police and she ends up doing 15-20 hard time with no parole. His spin doctors keep it out of the papers and he is easily elected State Senator. While in office he makes sure she never sees a parole officer for 20 years.
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Post by colemanfrancisfan on Sept 17, 2004 11:04:37 GMT -5
Reel Life: your brother-in-law makes a sampo and a the witch Looki keeps it in exchange for his sister. Then you come and try to steal it back and fail miserably.
Real Life: your fiance is stolen, forgotten, and then you get a new one with the money your new sampo brings in.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Sept 17, 2004 15:27:46 GMT -5
Horrors of Spider Island
Reel life A whole plane can sink into the ocean killing everybody on board excpet for a group of exotic dancers and their manager Gary
Real life They're all dead the end
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Post by yousonuva on Sept 17, 2004 15:31:55 GMT -5
Real life They're all dead the end :DYAY!! Reel Life: You build a time machine out of a single prop plane and an Amiga. Real Life: Uh no you don't.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Sept 17, 2004 15:44:16 GMT -5
Reel Life A dopey kid can outrun an entire cult on his bike and manages to hop aboard a truck who just happens to be driven by a former member of the cult and then later they all of a sudden run out of gas near the lost city that was on the kid's dad's map
Real Life Yeah Right
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Sept 17, 2004 19:07:33 GMT -5
Paul Chaplin pointed this out
Reel Life: A bunch of hot women in the Violent Years rape a young man behind the bushes.
Real Life: I WISH!
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Post by Buddhist Kitten on Sept 18, 2004 20:15:24 GMT -5
Touch of Satan:
Reel life: A witch falls in love with you.
Real life: A witch eats you.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 18, 2004 23:05:49 GMT -5
I Accuse My Parents
Reel Life: You accuse your parents of the homocide and drug dealing you just committed. You are acquitted. (Thank God I'm white!)
Real Life: You accuse your parents of the homocide and drug dealing you just committed. The judge stares at you for a minute and sentences you to death anyway. Your parents disown you, and happy chef is sent up for 50 on charges of child molestation.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Sept 24, 2004 13:57:50 GMT -5
From K16- City on Fire:
Reel Life: a bunch of kids smoke and cause a small fire that the fire dept puts out. Kids are mildly scolded for their actions.
Real life: Kids smoke and cause a small fire. Kids are grounded until age 18, forced to work to pay for some of the damages they caused, and in some cases, receive a paddling for it.
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Post by roxy18 on Sept 29, 2004 14:20:00 GMT -5
Cave Dwellers
Reel life: a man wearing moon boots and a loin cloth kills a deer, tans and stretches the hide, learns aerodynamics, and makes bombs all in about 5 minutes!
Real life: It's not just Ator that's flying...it's the human spirit, which quickly crashes and burns.
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Post by Detective Mitchell on Sept 29, 2004 16:36:56 GMT -5
Mitchell: Reel life: A fat, unkempt, slobby cop beds a hooker and gets her to fall for him.
Real life: Hooker is repulsed unless said cop has a lot of cash, in which she robs him of after sex.
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Post by Ator on Sept 29, 2004 19:15:21 GMT -5
Real life: It's not just Ator that's flying...it's the human spirit, which quickly crashes and burns. KIDDING! Reel life: A skinny guy who looks vaguely like Bill Clinton battles the forces of evil using cardboard swords and doorknobs from grandmas house. He can convince the undead which are under control of the evil bad guy to turn again that guy! He combines the stones and finds lots of treasure. Real life: While fighting the other guy in the Q-tip wars on top of the log, he trips and falls off, breaking his neck. Years later, he attempts to stop the evil truxartus, but his hot wife ties him up and kills him. After all, he is way too skinny to do what he did!
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Oct 3, 2004 10:23:10 GMT -5
City Limits
Reel Life In the year 2003 a plague wipes out most of the adults and an evil corporation rules all
Real Life Geez that's funny I don't remember any of that stuff happening last year.
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