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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 22, 2015 20:17:52 GMT -5
Granted, it turns to be made from human flesh.
I wish I didn't need so much caffeine to get through the day.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 24, 2015 2:11:11 GMT -5
Granted. You discover the wonderful powers of meth.
I wish George Harrison wasn't dead, and AND he's not a zombie.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Jan 24, 2015 20:43:35 GMT -5
Granted, he's a vampire.
I wish I hadn't been in such a bad mood yesterday.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 24, 2015 21:13:56 GMT -5
That's not corrupt, that's AWESOME!!!Granted. You were in such a tremendous mood, your boss thought you were high and fired you. I wish Rich Hall and Dana Gould would get the recognition they deserve.
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Post by sol-survivor on Jan 26, 2015 10:37:20 GMT -5
Granted, but I don't think anyone will notice.
I wish high-quality yarn was a lot cheaper.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jan 26, 2015 19:00:45 GMT -5
Granted. In order for this to happen, tho, it requires even more slavish conditions in China, but that's okay, enjoy your yarn, you selfish arse.
I wish taco salad didn't have so much salt in it.
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Post by sol-survivor on Feb 2, 2015 12:33:09 GMT -5
Granted. Now it has no flavor whatsoever. Bon appétit.
I wish I knew what to do with all my old VHS tapes.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Feb 2, 2015 21:13:12 GMT -5
Granted, you learn how to send them to people who are cursed to die seven days after watching them.
I wish I hadn't gotten caught in a downpour today.
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Post by sol-survivor on Feb 3, 2015 11:43:13 GMT -5
Granted. You'll never get caught in a downpour again. Hello, Dust Bowl.
I wish high-speed internet was free.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Mar 15, 2015 19:06:59 GMT -5
Granted, but the only website you can get is a raisin sorting site.
I wish Hardware Hank hadn't done our kitchen.
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Post by sol-survivor on Mar 15, 2015 22:34:05 GMT -5
Granted. Your new kitchen has now been done by Nuveena. Enjoy your morning coffee while dancing like a maniac.
I wish all my DVDs would magically turn into Blu-rays.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 15, 2015 23:15:04 GMT -5
Granted. Unfortunately, they're all BluRays of Rob Schnider's The Hot Chick.
I wish they showed Rifftrax in the theater every night.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 16, 2015 18:15:33 GMT -5
Granted, but from now on only movies that are bad enough to be RiffTrax fodder are released.
I wish Verizon had better customer service.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 16, 2015 23:52:54 GMT -5
Granted. They spend so much time focusing on customer service, their technological infrastructure crumbles.
I wish moving out of my apartment was easier.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 17, 2015 18:57:08 GMT -5
Granted, you're now homeless.
I wish I'd had a more filling dinner tonight.
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