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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 18, 2015 1:00:49 GMT -5
Granted. You ate 20 pounds of concrete.
I wish I'll get this new job.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 20, 2015 18:57:37 GMT -5
Granted. Enjoy cleaning the toilets at Taco Bell!
I wish music nowadays was better.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 20, 2015 22:08:13 GMT -5
Granted. Goodbye, Justin Beiber, hello Bagpipes 24/7! (You said better, not good)(Also, didn't get that job, anyway)
I wish for an endless supply of Mello Yello Zero.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Mar 22, 2015 9:09:23 GMT -5
Granted but it is all flat.
I wish name more types of fish.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 22, 2015 18:46:37 GMT -5
Granted. You name them all Bob.
I wish my cat could clean its own litter box.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 23, 2015 19:04:53 GMT -5
Granted, but it hates having to do that, so it uses its human-level intelligence to murder you and make it look like an accident.
I wish people weren't so easily offended.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 24, 2015 23:11:41 GMT -5
Granted, you poop!
I wish I had magical powers.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 25, 2015 20:27:34 GMT -5
Granted, you have X-ray vision that involuntarily turns on when you're around fat guys.
I wish I had more money.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 25, 2015 22:10:43 GMT -5
Granted. Here's a quarter, don't spend it all in one place!
I wish for rice.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 27, 2015 19:58:04 GMT -5
Granted, you get some rice that would have otherwise fed starving children.
I wish I lived in Japan.
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Post by jkazoolien on Mar 27, 2015 20:14:33 GMT -5
Granted. You accidentally litter and are thrown into one of their notoriously draconian prisons.
I wish my vacuum cleaner wasn't broken.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 29, 2015 19:10:51 GMT -5
Granted. It works so well that it created an Earth-destroying black hole.
I wish I had happier dreams.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on May 5, 2015 10:54:53 GMT -5
Granted. But your dreams are so happy they cause you, oversleep all the time.
I wish I wasn't allergic to milk.
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Post by jkazoolien on May 25, 2015 17:03:56 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're allergic to everything else.
I wish dogs could talk.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on May 25, 2015 19:58:12 GMT -5
Granted, they tell you to kill in the name of Satan.
I wish I were a superhero.
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