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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 28, 2015 18:26:36 GMT -5
Granted, but food that's unfit for human consumption tastes even better.
I wish the sky hadn't been so cloudy last night.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 30, 2015 0:24:08 GMT -5
Granted. But since it was last night, and tonight's tonight, it was kind of a silly thing to wish for.
I wish I could wake up in the morning.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Sept 30, 2015 10:03:49 GMT -5
Granted, you become such an annoying morning person that people think you're high.
I just wish had a decent kitchen.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Sept 30, 2015 20:13:24 GMT -5
Granted, the rest of your house is a decrepit shack.
I wish I had higher self-esteem.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 1, 2015 2:35:27 GMT -5
Granted, stupid!
I wish I could make a decent flan.
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Nov 24, 2015 8:21:25 GMT -5
Granted, your flans are so good that everybody wants them and you can't do anything else because you are to busy making flans.
I wish the faucet wouldn't drip all day.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 24, 2015 20:18:09 GMT -5
Granted, your house no longer has running water.
I wish I had a lot more money.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 25, 2015 2:28:47 GMT -5
Granted. This bumps you into a higher tax bracket, but results in less take-home pay than before.
I wish that refrigerator door would close and stay closed!
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Post by Prime Minister Jim J. Bullock on Nov 26, 2015 16:31:53 GMT -5
Granted, the door is welded shut.
I wish I had a castle in the sky, oh, way up high where bluebirds like to fly.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 26, 2015 21:02:52 GMT -5
Granted. But you have no ladder or plane to get up there, so it just sits up there, abandoned.
I wish for a Corvette.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 27, 2015 19:28:11 GMT -5
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 28, 2015 3:27:20 GMT -5
Granted. Now you're more prone to screaming like a lunatic at inopportune moments.
I wish I had one of those things and they were cheap and came with an easy-bake oven.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Nov 28, 2015 20:33:51 GMT -5
Granted. You now have an extra-large rectal thermometer, which was cheap and came with an easy-bake oven.
I wish I lived in a less boring city.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 29, 2015 4:06:46 GMT -5
Granted. Welcome to inner city Detroit!
I wish I had a new fancy phone with a leopard-print design and it came with a combination shampoo and conditioner attachment.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Dec 2, 2015 20:08:52 GMT -5
Granted. You look so ridiculous carrying it around that even drag queens and Harajuku girls laugh at you.
I wish I had an easier time remembering my dreams.
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