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Post by Afgncaap5 on Jul 8, 2005 16:19:58 GMT -5
Your wish is granted in an economical sense: you always find yourself too low on cash to actually purchase a drink, so you have to charge the first one. And no one will allow the second until your tab is paid up. Ever. And add to this the fact that your internet connection just got zapped by lightning for some reason.
I wish for a complete set of those handheld Sega games that McDonald's was giving away in happy meals a while back.
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Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on Jul 9, 2005 11:26:35 GMT -5
Granted but they spit on them and ruined their playability.
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.
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Post by DC on Jul 10, 2005 18:00:39 GMT -5
You get that wish, but a dog eats you.
I wish for a lot of real US money.
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Post by dash on Jul 11, 2005 6:06:32 GMT -5
i give you all my money, but it's not very much, and you end up incuring all my debt as well.
i wish i was dead.
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Post by DC on Jul 11, 2005 11:27:07 GMT -5
You live instead.
I wish I will stay alive for another 5 minutes.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jul 11, 2005 11:41:29 GMT -5
Okay, but then you will be killed by Joe Don Baker striptese
I wish people wouldn't understand the difference between corrupting a wish and just completely dening it.
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Post by DC on Jul 11, 2005 12:19:31 GMT -5
You win, but then, because of the wording of your post, no one understands you.
I wish my wish will be corrupted and not denied.
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Post by losingmydignity on Jul 11, 2005 15:50:48 GMT -5
your wish gets denied...
I wish I knew what to do with my life and how to handle it all alone
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Post by dash on Jul 11, 2005 18:25:53 GMT -5
you end up getting married to a wonderful, beautiful woman who treats you right and up having 3 equally beautiful and wonderful kids... but they inherit your clumsiness. i wish i still wasn't on probation.
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Post by DC on Jul 11, 2005 19:36:25 GMT -5
You aren't on probation until you ask another "question" and you're banned.
I wish for a Bill the Cat action figure.
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Post by dash on Jul 12, 2005 17:42:37 GMT -5
you get your bill the cat action figure, but i end up stealing it while you're too distracted reading gaiman.
i wish i didn't have so much laundry to do.
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Post by DC on Jul 12, 2005 19:23:43 GMT -5
You have no clothes now.
i wish I had a funny pet bunny.
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Post by dash on Jul 12, 2005 20:12:35 GMT -5
you do, but u didn't specify funny "how." instead of humorous, he just smells funny.
i wish my arm didn't hurt so much.
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Post by DC on Jul 12, 2005 20:36:52 GMT -5
Every part of you but your arm feels like its on fire.
I wish that I didn't get blisters on my hands from swinging a golf club incorrectly.
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Krankor
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Kiss off Slappy
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Post by Krankor on Jul 13, 2005 6:43:43 GMT -5
granted, but you get the blisters from something else... I wish my discover card was paid off.
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