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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jul 4, 2005 20:51:07 GMT -5
Ok, but...it causes cancer.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Post by dash on Jul 4, 2005 20:54:23 GMT -5
i do too. so i take it from you.
i wish there was an "i" in "team."
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jul 4, 2005 20:55:59 GMT -5
Okay, but it has a q and z in it too.
I wish I woulnd't have a heart attack every second.
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Post by dash on Jul 4, 2005 21:03:46 GMT -5
you don't, but the only way i was able to cure it was to take your heart completely out of your body.
i wish the voices would stop.
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Post by Dave Walker on Jul 4, 2005 22:36:49 GMT -5
The voices have stopped, but they've been replaced by sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
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Post by dash on Jul 4, 2005 22:40:55 GMT -5
u end up not working tomorrow because you win the lottery... the SHIRLEY JACKSON LOTTERY, THAT IS.....
i wish i every man in the world sounded like alan rickman.
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Post by vanhagar3000 on Jul 4, 2005 23:17:29 GMT -5
u end up not working tomorrow because you win the lottery... the SHIRLEY JACKSON LOTTERY, THAT IS..... i wish i every man in the world sounded like alan rickman. Okay, but they all have to look like Ratso instead. I wish I could come up with a better wish than this.
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Post by dash on Jul 5, 2005 18:24:00 GMT -5
you do, but it still means you have to play the game for another 60 pages. alone.
i wish it was halloween every day.
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Post by losingmydignity on Jul 5, 2005 18:40:59 GMT -5
It is but it won't be until you make it that way.
I wish I could make everything all-righta for the world.
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Post by dash on Jul 5, 2005 18:51:21 GMT -5
you do, but you weren't specific enough of what was meant by "all-righta," so everyone ends up sounding like-a count dracula.
i wish i could stay in bed all day tomorrow.
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Ro-matt
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I'm not worth the dirt you should treat me like
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Post by Ro-matt on Jul 5, 2005 22:23:49 GMT -5
Ok but you're now crippled.
I wish I was asleep.
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Post by dash on Jul 6, 2005 18:10:04 GMT -5
you do. but then you wake up, so then it's all for naught.
i wish i had purchased regular cream cheese instead of fat free.
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Krankor
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Kiss off Slappy
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Post by Krankor on Jul 7, 2005 12:54:59 GMT -5
Your fat free cream cheese is gone (fatty kind in its place), but then it's discovered that the particular batch of fat free cream cheese you bought has an extra "accidental" ingredient that gives one super powers when ingested. It sells out of stores, and if you had some, you could sell it on ebay for millions.
I wish I had an american eagle gift card with unlimited moneys.
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Post by dash on Jul 7, 2005 23:19:15 GMT -5
you get yer gift card, but the monkeys rebel and end up stealing it back, along with your spleen.
i wish i didn't require sleep to live.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Jul 7, 2005 23:35:38 GMT -5
You continue to live, but your brain atrophies from lack of rest. You become an eternal vegetable.
I wish to live inbetween the first and second drink forever.
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