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Post by Mitchell on Oct 12, 2005 21:18:06 GMT -5
I change my name to Ratso and get promoted to Moderator.
I wish my stomach would break down cows milk in less than one hour.
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Post by losingmydignity on Oct 13, 2005 1:11:12 GMT -5
I change my name to Ratso and get promoted to Moderator. I wish my stomach would break down cows milk in less than one hour. Uh, is that a curse? I curse you to series of dates with attractive people who yawn, look at their watch and nod of at the end of each and every date for all eternity....
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 13, 2005 7:54:45 GMT -5
I change my name to NerdGroupie, and maybe then I can remember which freaking thread I am posting in.
I curse you to be so fat you can only go to places that have double doors.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 13, 2005 14:37:41 GMT -5
I never again have to go to that class I hate, then. Thanks!
I curse you to always think that you're supposed to be corrupting wishes here!
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 13, 2005 17:59:57 GMT -5
It'll be just like every day!
I wish that I was handsome... wait...
I curse you all with inappropriate flatulance. You will only expel gas when it's least socially appropriate.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 13, 2005 18:48:34 GMT -5
I see you've been speaking to my wife again.
I curse you to elephantits of the eyelids.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 14, 2005 0:13:27 GMT -5
I get a new job sport parachuting with them.
I curse you to look exactly like your avatar
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 14, 2005 1:58:48 GMT -5
Suicide becomes a REAL possibility.
I curse you to wake up as a hermaphrodite.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 14, 2005 2:19:34 GMT -5
Hmm... now I have a greater chance of scoring on a Saturday night.
I curse you by forcing you to watch a Pauley Shore marathon that includes his stand-up performances. Your eyes will be held open a la A Clockwork Orange.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 14, 2005 10:25:14 GMT -5
I go on Fear Factor and win $50K since nothing would scare me anymore after THAT experience.
I curse you to have three butt cheeks.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 17, 2005 10:01:14 GMT -5
Well, talk show circuit, here I come! I'll be a big hit on Springer!
You will be forced to ride a bus filled with conservative Republicans going from coast to coast.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 17, 2005 12:07:06 GMT -5
A] I live in Texas, so it's not so different than taking a walk
B] Not everyone is a liberal
C] You can drink on a bus, right?
I curse you to the same ride, but in the bus' toilet.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 17, 2005 13:51:13 GMT -5
It turns out the smell of rank, decomposing feces is a natural aphrodesiac. Soon, all the ladies are all up ons.
I curse you all to having nipples all over your body, some of which lactate.
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Post by Mitchell on Oct 17, 2005 15:12:28 GMT -5
Wow. . .I could entertain myself for hours!
I wish they'd ALL lactate!
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 18, 2005 1:10:01 GMT -5
Granted. Pity about how quickly you become allergic from constant contact and die, though. Still, thanks for not Cursing me, dude. I get a freebie! Woo!
I curse you to be trapped in a mirror for seven years.
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