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Post by Captain Hygiene on Oct 26, 2006 19:50:41 GMT -5
Fortunately that happens after I have lived to a ripe old age and have become unaware of what's going on.
Your digestive system now works in reverse order.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Oct 27, 2006 16:59:19 GMT -5
Fortunately, this is the second time that I've gotten that curse today.
You will never know whether to types "its" or "it's" when writing ever again.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 3, 2006 15:46:46 GMT -5
Its of no concern to me. I'm able to tell what its trying to say. Now where did I put it's dinner?
May leeches cover your entire body and gnaw at your flesh constantly.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 27, 2006 8:13:05 GMT -5
I rent myself out to the local hospital for medicinal leeches.
When you are trying to impress someone, you will start burping uncontrollably and very loudly.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Nov 27, 2006 23:03:14 GMT -5
I'll corner the modern Hollywood comedy market. I'm rich! You will feel compelled to sing "Seasons in the sun" loudly for the rest of your natural life.
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Post by jkazoolien on Feb 3, 2007 20:21:35 GMT -5
I'll sing the Too Much Joy version!
May your hot plate burn your dorm down.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Feb 3, 2007 23:02:52 GMT -5
It burns down but dang that ramen was worth it!
You feel the urge to butt into every single conversation you hear, no matter who is talking, and loudly offer your offensive and uneducated opinion.
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