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Post by dph on Oct 12, 2009 21:22:12 GMT -5
What should we do about Bart's ego?
The intervention was a bad idea.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 12, 2009 23:44:34 GMT -5
Why is Robert Downy, Jr. weeping in the corner with powdered sugar all over his face?
Look what I did to my id!
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Post by fireballil on Oct 13, 2009 2:24:55 GMT -5
The date of birth says 01/01/3000.
When will we see love?
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 13, 2009 19:28:23 GMT -5
Did someone forget which thread s/he was on?
It's the only pratical use for a zombie here.
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Post by fireballil on Oct 13, 2009 23:52:03 GMT -5
What is killing those who screw up threads?
Early in the morning.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 14, 2009 21:25:19 GMT -5
When do fishermen like to start drinking beer?
Two of the kittens.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 15, 2009 2:33:59 GMT -5
How many of the 3 members of punk band The Kittens are on drugs?
Wokka-Wokka-Wokka!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 15, 2009 19:54:06 GMT -5
Name a catchphrase of an unfunny comedian.
We want to make the IRS more "user friendly."
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 15, 2009 20:56:52 GMT -5
Why is the IRS extracting money directly from my savings account?
We must perform a lobotomy!
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 16, 2009 3:22:21 GMT -5
What was Gottlieb Burckhardt's answer to everything?
"Why the cowboy hat? Why not a chic beret?*
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 17, 2009 19:48:42 GMT -5
I need something that will keep the rain off my head. I'm going with the cowboy hat, okay?
I don't think Zobama would allow me to reveal that answer.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 18, 2009 2:26:59 GMT -5
Is Zobama a zombie?
Farley Flavors' Fabulous Fast Food!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 24, 2009 19:57:41 GMT -5
Name a tongue-twistng ad phase.
I think watchng paint dry is a more pressing concern than that.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 25, 2009 10:32:12 GMT -5
Want to go see "STOIC"?
It's not their fault, they grew up in a trailer park.
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Post by dph on Oct 25, 2009 21:12:56 GMT -5
What is wrong with the Spears family?
I lost it in a terrible fire.
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