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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 26, 2009 12:47:23 GMT -5
What happened to your terrible?
"Gamera is my boyfriend!"
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 26, 2009 18:57:51 GMT -5
Just what did you say to that supermodel?
He's as whiny as Buzz Turner.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 26, 2009 21:34:10 GMT -5
Why don't you like the coronet player?
Mr. Zsasz has OCD.
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Oct 26, 2009 23:56:40 GMT -5
Who's a fifth-rate Batman villain with a not-exactly-scary mental disorder?
Choose Your Own Adventure.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Oct 27, 2009 11:51:51 GMT -5
What kind of books look big and impressive for a 3rd grader to read when they're really only reading about 1/8th of the pages?
Only with a webcam.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 27, 2009 19:46:43 GMT -5
Would you broadcast yourself naked online?
That's a mental image I really didn't want.
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Post by fireballil on Oct 27, 2009 23:38:38 GMT -5
What did Madonna say after hearing about David Letterman's indiscretions?
It wasn't as big as that.
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Post by dph on Oct 28, 2009 8:15:55 GMT -5
Did Madonna win the prize for biggest Posse?
Because I farted, that's why.
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Post by Bart Fargo on Oct 30, 2009 22:36:19 GMT -5
Why do you think the smell of lilacs pervades the room?
Pay the man 40 large for the answer.
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Post by p3ngu1n on Nov 2, 2009 22:45:54 GMT -5
Please tell me how my store can avoid getting taxed by your mafia for 3 years.
Just break it down.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 4, 2009 1:06:44 GMT -5
Can you quote a bit from Ebony Eyez's "In Ya Face"?
That's even lamer than that time you tried to write a Family Guy cutaway setup!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 10, 2009 21:55:25 GMT -5
Have you heard about Crowfan's attempts to join the Yankees?
Moon Zero Two.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 11, 2009 0:04:22 GMT -5
In what film do characters play MOONOPOLY?
I'm not sure I appreciate that tone you're using with me, young man!
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Post by Bart Fargo on Nov 11, 2009 19:36:37 GMT -5
Say old man, gimme fifty large now or you're getting it!
It's just loads and loads of dull, boring paperwork
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 12, 2009 9:49:32 GMT -5
What's Up, Harvey Pekar?
Hey, a cubic zirconium is just like a real diamond!
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