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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 18, 2008 12:19:57 GMT -5
I never got the impression that Robert Mitchum could be too improper, so Heston would kick the crap out of him.
Captain Hygiene vs. Phantom Engineer (evil alternate universe version)
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Post by callipygias on Mar 18, 2008 12:36:09 GMT -5
Captain & Phantom would eventually merge in a sensual convergence of atoms, so the real winner would be us, the readers.
CapPhan Hygieneer vs. DQ
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 18, 2008 13:43:16 GMT -5
Come on, would DQ even stand a chance?
CapPhan Hygieneer vs. all the other modmins
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 19, 2008 14:49:41 GMT -5
well, maybe as caphan hygieneer, you would have stood a chance. but changing into a bunny rabbit queered the deal and you both get your ass handed to you.
crowfan vs. the ham vending machine
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 19, 2008 16:46:47 GMT -5
Crowfan would probably buttstroke it. Um, with the musket.
Santa vs. the Easter Bunny
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 19, 2008 16:52:08 GMT -5
Crowfan would probably buttstroke it. Um, with the musket. very glad you explained that. well, santa has the enormous girth that would squash the bunny flat if santa chose to sit on him. but the bunny has those big, nasty, pointy teeth that could do a lot of damage. i'm going to have to go with the easter bunny. he can move faster and is possibly rabid anyway. the tooth fairy vs. the sand man
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 19, 2008 17:56:09 GMT -5
The Sandman has the power of Neil Gaiman on his side.
Gary Coleman vs. Gary Numan
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 20, 2008 5:15:42 GMT -5
Gary Numan any day of the week and twice on Sunday. ateast HE didn't do check cashing commercials when his career ended. Juice Newton vs. Oran Juice Jones (on a side note....where the hell has TV'sGrady been for sooo long?? nice to have you back assuming you weren't one of those weirdo fake identities that popped up for awhile..) <if that didnt sound like a "glad to see you" it WAS actually meant to.>
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 20, 2008 6:17:29 GMT -5
I would put my money on TVs Grady. Juice Newton would be too busy singing...
...oops. Merged mind post; cross-ducing the discombobulated multiple identities and topics of the prior post. Sorry. Let's try that again:
Oran Juice would have use his superior singing fire power to outwit, outshine, outfight Newton. Once he started belting out about "cornflakin' without the milk", the power of R&B would defeat 80's pop without breaking a sweat.
Fred Flintstone vs Ralph Norton (ok, Jackie Gleason if you must be technical)
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Post by Weirdo Writer on Mar 20, 2008 13:13:39 GMT -5
Ralph would taunt Fred by talking about how funny the Geico cavemen are, which would only provoke Fred into a killer Neanderthal frenzy.
Cartman vs. Stewie Griffin
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Post by Hot*Merging*Action on Mar 20, 2008 14:57:37 GMT -5
as much as i hate to admit it.........Cartman. Ever since he made Scott Tennerman eat his parents...I've been pretty well convinced of his capabilities. Stewie is more amusing..but that's certainly not what this thread is about.
Fredo Corleone vs. the "Where's the Beef?" lady
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Post by solgroupie on Mar 21, 2008 10:26:21 GMT -5
despite his connections, i'd say the where's the beef lady would surprise fredo with a sucker punch, followed by a kick to the 'nads. then she would take the gun he dropped and shoot him. and i have to say, i would hope cartman would kick stewie's ass. i cannot stand that freaky little pod head baby!
okay, back to it. kristen, spitzer's hooker vs. one of david paterson's lovers.
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Post by holoclown1 on Mar 23, 2008 15:39:02 GMT -5
Close call, but I'd have to give the nod to Patterson's lover(s); she/they are reported to be former Olympians or state employees, and with great power comes great responsibility...and so forth. Spitzer's hooker is, well...a hooker. Case closed?
Indiana Jones vs. Han Solo
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Post by Queen Shadowrama on Mar 23, 2008 20:13:19 GMT -5
Oh geez, both are so rugged and handsome, yet both can be so inept at times...
Hmm...Indiana Jones indirectly made some Nazi faces melt, but Han can totally shoot first when George Lucas lets him.
One is like 100 years old and still kicking fighting evil...the other is a scruffy nerfherder.
Being able to use a bullwhip totally takes more skill than a random blaster, but Han can...um....oh! He has a Wookie that will rip off your arms if you piss him off! And a friend that will use the Force to tell you "That isn't the Holy Grail you're looking for".
So I guess Han Solo wins. Only by a Wookie hair though.
*EDIT* TVsGrady got there first, so I'll answer his too:
Mace Windu. The Force always wins over bad mother- shutting my mouth.
Gandalf vs Dumbledore
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Mar 24, 2008 11:10:37 GMT -5
Gandalf looks solemnly at Dumbledore. Dumbledore immediately realizes he is merely a pale shade of Gandalf and immediately retires to the Caribbean. He is never heard from again.
Coffee vs. tea
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