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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 24, 2012 21:41:51 GMT -5
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Post by caucasoididiot on Jun 24, 2012 21:46:48 GMT -5
"They can't get inside you," she had said. But they could get inside you. "What happens to you here is forever," O'Brien had said. That was a true word. There were things, your own acts, from which you could never recover. Something was killed in your breast: burnt out, cauterized out. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Jun 24, 2012 21:48:28 GMT -5
If I knew then what, ah screw it.
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Post by Hellcat on Jun 26, 2012 13:40:45 GMT -5
Nothing brings out my inner misanthrope quite like my daily commute.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jun 27, 2012 6:44:32 GMT -5
Saving Private Ryan
One day, Private Ryan was shoot the cans as a training.
“It’s good to make practise shoots of cans,” say Private Ryan, but he noticed that he had not hit any of cans!
“That’s ok, I’ll just try again,” say Private Ryan, but he missed all the cans the second time too.
“Private Ryan you are worst soldier in the history of soldiers!” scream the General.
“No I can hit the cans, I promise!” and Private Ryan tried shoot the cans again, but missed.
“Hahaha, you cannot shoot us!” shout Cans.
So the General took Ryan’s gun away.
“No Ryan I disallow your possession of Gun!” he shout.
“But I can hit cans!” Private Ryan tried to throw a stone at cans, but missed.
“Private Ryan you are ban from being in military ever again!” and Private Ryan was ban from soldier army for all time.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Jul 4, 2012 23:50:55 GMT -5
"The Post War Dream"
Tell me true, tell me why was Jesus crucified? Is it for this that daddy died? Was it you? Was it me? Did I watch too much TV? Is that a hint of accusation in your eyes? If it wasn't for the Nips Being so good at building ships The yards would still be open on the Clyde. But it can't be much fun for them Beneath the rising sun With all their kids committing suicide. What have we done? Maggie, what have we done? What have we done to England" Should we shout? Should we scream? What happened to the post war dream? Oh Maggie, Maggie what have we done?
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 5, 2012 1:39:34 GMT -5
Factories
Humans were start to build factory all over the lands.
The animals advised the humans to no build factories, but the humans ignored animals and shoot at animals.
“Oh no!” scream animals, run away.
The humans ignore advise and keep build a factories.
Then, the world was full of factories and the sky turned to grey fog!
“Oh no!” say humans, “We have now realise our mistake!”
The humans had pollute the Earth too much! And now destroyed of Earth!
The animals were more advancing, and built a spaceship and flew to Mars, to build a new animal home.
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Post by afriendlychicken on Jul 5, 2012 22:04:05 GMT -5
"By mid-July there wasn't much left alive in the entire Atlantic Ocean, apart from the machines. By the twentieth of that month, the machines had begun to attack land-based organisms. For a few days, the whiz kids still thought they could keep a lid on things. They had some small successes, but not enough to make a difference. On the twenty-seventh, the machines digested humanity. It happened very quickly. So quickly it was almost funny. It was like the black death directed by Buster Keaton."
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 5, 2012 23:08:02 GMT -5
Internet Computer
The Beatles were try to make a using of new technology, but were confuse because the 60s!
“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles as a not workings Computer and smash to the ground!
“Ow,” say Computer, “Why don’t you make a read of instructions computer instead of smash computer?”
“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles of again and kick Computer out the window.
ABBA made a laughing as they watch Computer smash onto the street outside.
The binary spread the floor!
Suddenly, ABBA made a stealing of all The Beatles CD’s and made a puttings them on the internet.
“Hahahaha,” say ABBA, “You cannot use Comptuer!”
“LIVERPOL!” shout The Beatles, they try to stop ABBA steal CD’s but already stolen disks!
And everyone use Computer to make The Beatles go to their Ipod and a not pay Beatles!
The Beatles were annoy, but could no remove songs because the 60s!
The songs danubed around Internet, and constructed in their binary.
And so The Beatles go to the building of internets and steal the internet!
“NO!” say ABBA, “YOU CANNOT STEAL INTERNET.”
But a stealing internet.
And The Beatles ran away with Internet, but they drop of the nets and Internet smash to the floor and a million pieces!
“THE INTERNET CAN NEVER ME CONSTRUCTED TO ITS PEACE EVER AGAIN!” scream everyone, and they chase The Beatles around and a hitting of them.
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Post by Hellcat on Jul 10, 2012 10:44:51 GMT -5
My work computer was recently updated. I can now play Farmville at work.
Nothing good can come from this.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 17, 2012 2:26:18 GMT -5
Australia
Australia was many sit the sea.
“Of many a floatings Ocean!” shout Australia, but the other countries thought it was unimportant!
“Hahahahaha!” laugh Europa, “You do not possess impotence!”
“You are not goodly Australia!” shout the Englands, as the Englands sent a firework to Australia and it bang into the island.
“Boo hoo!” shout Australia, “You countries are so mean!”
Suddenly Austria disconnected from Europes and floated over to Australia.
“Hello Austria,” say Australia.
“NO AUSTRLIA” shout Austria, “YOU MADE A STEALING FROM MY NAME, I MUST USE THE BOMB!”
And Austria got a bomb and Australia to make a sinkings.
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Post by lilacetoile on Jul 17, 2012 14:51:57 GMT -5
[Adam is floating on his back after being spun around in the whirlpool tank.] Adam: Have you ever really looked at the sky?
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 18, 2012 12:01:47 GMT -5
Toy Story
“I am a mission to fly to Mars!” says Buzz, press a button.
“Oh no but Mars is so far away!” yell Woody.
Suddenly, Andy came in the room.
“WHY ARE YOU ALL GO TO MARS AND LEAVE ME BEHIND!” he yell, “I MUST TAKE OUT THE TRASH NOW!”
So he got trash bag and put all his toys in it.
“HOW DARE FLY TO MARS!” says Andy and he throws away the bag.
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Post by Hellcat on Jul 25, 2012 11:55:24 GMT -5
Payday is the happiest day of the week.
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Post by jkazoolien on Jul 26, 2012 15:38:06 GMT -5
Thank You For The Music
Abba were dance on the stage, to a Super Trouper.
“It ok!” say Sophie, “I can sing muchly better anyway…”
Abba were furious!
“Of a sing better?” scream Abba, and Abba jump on Sophie and Sophie turns to sawdust.
“Sophie!” yell Donna.
Donna run out of the building, to get Sam.
“Sam!” she yell, “To Sam!”
Sam wasn’t there.
“Abba if you’ve all done something at Sam!” she threatened, as she ran of to the night to find Sam.
Abba just sat there, and they watched at the dust.
“This dust is no good…” say Anni-Frid, and she got a fan and blew the sawdusts away.
Meanwhile, Donna was run out on street.
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