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Post by lilacetoile on Aug 7, 2012 9:51:19 GMT -5
Kurt: I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me. Glee - "Laryngitis"
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 8, 2012 12:58:45 GMT -5
April Fools
Pikachu wanted to create a fooling of the Aprils.
So Pikachu hide in a Pokeball.
Ash made a walk past.
“APRIL FOLS!” shout Pikachu and he jump out of Pokeball.
“Ah!” scream Ash, and he fell back and made a falling out of the window and into many dumpsters.
“AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!” made a laughing of Pikachu!
“Is not a funny Arpil Foolings!” shout Ash, as he tried to away from the dumpster, but suddenly, a Garbage Truck made its way across the road.
“Many garbage are to collect!” say Garbageman!
The Garbage Truck picked up the dumpster and put Ash in the trash.
“Much of trashings Ash!” say Pikachu, as he walk away to play with other Pokemon.
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Post by Hellcat on Aug 14, 2012 15:26:40 GMT -5
On Sunday I tried Gouda cheese for the first time. I liked it.
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 15, 2012 18:26:07 GMT -5
Chocolate Factory
There were many chocolates to danube the factory.
Charlie looked around, Wonka didn’t know he was there..
“Much Chocolate!” shout Charlie, jumping up and down.
Charlie got a bag and stole all the chocoalte.
Suddenly, Wonka came in and no chocolates for factory.
“No choclates!” scream Wonka, “But why?!”
And Wonka Chocolate Factory became bankrupt and was bulldozered down.
Charlie buyed the rights to plot of land and used the chocolate he had stolen to make his own factory and he got millions of cash.
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Post by Hellcat on Aug 22, 2012 16:22:21 GMT -5
My boss gave me Friday off!
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Post by jkazoolien on Aug 23, 2012 23:52:58 GMT -5
Cinderella
Cinderella wanted to go to ball, but her sisters made a going instead!
Suddenly, her fairy godmother made an appearance.
“I AM FULL OF MAGIC!” said the fairy, “TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!”
“I am no happy!” shout Cinderella, “I am make a sadly!”
Cinderella was annoyed at fairy and took her magics!
“My Magics!” said the fairy, who could no fly without her magics, and she fell into a pan and Cinderella cooked her.
“NOW I CAN CONSUME THE REST OF THE MAGICS!” shout Cinderella as she eat the fairy.
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Post by Hellcat on Aug 31, 2012 9:34:32 GMT -5
Some days I wish Facebook had a "What a load of CRAP!" button I could click.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Aug 31, 2012 10:05:09 GMT -5
Sometimes the best thing about somethings is the thing you like most about it.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 2, 2012 11:44:44 GMT -5
I went to the state fair yesterday, and lost all my keys on the roller coaster. poopie.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 2, 2012 14:08:08 GMT -5
I like the movies Critters, Ghoulies, and the Newsies.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 2, 2012 23:09:38 GMT -5
Constantine
Constantine was exersise some demons.
“DEMONS YOU SHALL LEAVE NOW!” say Constantine, and all the demons left.
“I am tired of you command us!” shout a demon, and he go inside Constantine.
“Oh no I am being controlled by a demon!!!!!” shout Constantine.
“I CONTROL YOU TO JUMP OFF CLIFF!” shout demon, and Constantine jumped off a cliff.
The demons all flew around, because now no one could exersise them away!
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 3, 2012 23:34:46 GMT -5
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 4, 2012 20:36:49 GMT -5
I like the movies The stuff, They live, No retreat, no surrender.
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 5, 2012 14:12:01 GMT -5
I've had quite enough humidity, thank you.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 5, 2012 16:25:16 GMT -5
I'm a gonna wonder and you's a gonna plunda and we's a gonna rest our bones!
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