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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 8, 2012 0:06:24 GMT -5
Death Note
Light Yagami were sit on a bench.
“Wow what boring of a day!” said Light, relax on bench.
Suddenly, a cloud appeared and a book down fell from the sky and hit his head.
“Ow” said Light, “Hey a book!”
There was book!
“Hahahaha I am make a stealing!” said Light, sit with book.
He look at book and see a Death Note.
“Is fun!” say Light, “To create this stealing!”
Light got a crayon from his pocket.
“I should right my name on this book so no one else can make this their stealing!!!”
And he writ his name in the book.
Then he closed it and died.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 10, 2012 0:36:00 GMT -5
I left my anger in a river runnin' highway five New Hampshire, Vermont, bordered by College farms, hubcaps and fallin' rocks Voices in the woods and the mountaintops
I used to search for reservations and native lands Before I realized everywhere I stand There have been tribal feet runnin' wild as fire Past life sister of my desire
Jonas and Ezekial hear me now, said "Steady now and don't come out I'm not ready for the dead to show its face Whose turn is it anyway? Anyway"
Now when I was young my people taught me well Give back what you take or you'll go to hell It's not the Devil's land, you know it's not that kind Every devil I meet becomes a friend of mine Every devil I meet is an angel in disguise
Jonas and Ezekial hear me now "Steady now and don't come out I'm not ready for the dead to show its face Whose angel are you anyway?"
Ha ha huh huh Ha ha huh huh Haa haa woo Haa woo White, chain, rope, fear (Hush my baby) Be still my dear (Be still my dear) A bullet in the head, now he's dead A friend of a friend, someone said He was an activist with a very short life I think there's a lesson here he died without a fight
In the war over land where the world began Prophecies say it's where the world will end There's a tremor growin' in our own backyard Fear in our heads and fear in our hearts Prophets in the graveyard (Prophets in the graveyard)
Jonas and Ezekial hear me now "Steady now and don't come out I'm not ready for the dead to show its face Whose turn is it anyway?"
I said, "Jonas and Ezekial hear me now (Jonas, Ezekial) Steady now I feel your ghost about (Steady now) I'm not ready for the dead to show its face (I'm not ready for the dead to show its face) Whose angel are you anyway?"
I said, "There's prophets in the graveyard (Now I walk in beauty) Prophets in the graveyard (Beauty is before me) Prophets in the graveyard (Beauty is behind me) (Above and below me)"
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 12, 2012 0:22:17 GMT -5
Danube to the Island
One day, the Calender made 4th July.
“Many of 4th Julis!!!!!!” shout Calender, and the Calender danube at America.
“Wake up America!” say Calender, “Is a celebrations for you!”
America made a happy danube at this news and celebrated of it’s independence.
Fireworks made their bang over America.
Across the sea, The Englands were a spy on America.
“I want to own America!!!!!” shout The Englands, as it made its binoculars and on America spying.
“Englands don’t make a spy at me!” shout America, “Is no good to make a spying!”
“I will make spying on you as I please!!!!!” made a shouting Englands!
Suddenly, The Englands put Big Ben in the sky.
“I SHALL MAKE YOUR TRANSFORMATIONS LONDON!!!!” boom Big Ben, and Big Ben makes a summon of the thunder lightening.
But the transformations of clock had no effect!
“TICK TOCK!” made a shouting Big Ben, as the thunder lighening backfired and Big Ben made a falling on The Englands.
“MY CLOCK!!!!” shout The Englands, “IT TOOK ME A TIME TO MAKE CLOCK!!!!! AND THAT TIME WHICH CANNOT BE REVERSED YOU SHALL MAKE A NEW CLOCK FOR ME NOW AMERICA!”
But America did no want make clock.
“I shall disconnect you from ground, AND YOU SHALL MAKE FLOATS OF SEA!” shout America, and it disconnect The Englands from the ground.
“Of a disconnectings GROUND?” ask The Englands.
“Many of floatings Ocean for you Englands!” shout America, as The Englands made floatings away.
“OH NO!!!!!!!!” shout The Englands as it fell over the waterfall.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 12, 2012 23:54:05 GMT -5
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 14, 2012 9:39:34 GMT -5
Hey bride of off topic....off topic said you two have an agreement. That true?
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 14, 2012 23:14:52 GMT -5
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 15, 2012 10:54:44 GMT -5
Thought I might get Monday off, but it didn't happen. I'm disappointed. Then again, all the bosses will be out, so I might be able to goof off a little bit.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 15, 2012 11:51:37 GMT -5
I got so much poopie to do today.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 16, 2012 22:55:56 GMT -5
When, exactly, did the good guys lose?
Decades ago?
Centuries? Millennia?
Maybe when Moonwatcher beat the sh't outta that poor sap at the waterhole?
Can't believe no one's posted that clip. Guess all YouTube is good for is killing ambassadors.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 17, 2012 22:02:40 GMT -5
Dinosaur Rampage
The Dinosaurs were all inside enclosure.
“RAWR!” say T-Rex, “We should make a break outs!”
The other dinosaurs agreed and tore down the fences!!!
The fences were all over the ground.
The dinosaurs to run out and started a rampage!
They destroy the buildings and do a stand-on!
“Oh no” say John Hammond, “My dinosaurs do a rampage! I should catch!”
But the dinosaurs spin around and stamp John Hammond to the ground.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 20, 2012 23:10:49 GMT -5
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 20, 2012 23:49:55 GMT -5
Danube to the Stars
The Englands were sitting on the sea.
“Many of sit the sea!” say the Englands.
“Hello America!” say Europa.
“I am no America!!!!!” shout Englands, but everyone thought it was Americas!
“I am tired of being confused Americas!” say The Englands, “I shall make a going now!”
And so the Englands danubed from Earth and made a flying into space.
The Moon made a laughing at the Englands.
“Ha ha ha Americas!” made a laughing Moon, “Americas made a landing moon!”
And so the Englands danubed itself to Mars.
“Hello there!” say Mars.
“I want a place where I am no confuse with other places,” say the Englands, “Can I make myself onto you?”
“Sure thing America!” say Mars.
The Englands was annoy at being confuse with America again and made a charing at Mars!!!!
“GET OFF ME NOW AMERICA!!!!” scream Mars, “YOU ARE NO WELCOME HERE ANYMORE!!!!”
And so Englands went to Saturn.
“Hi!!!!” say Saturn, “I am many rings of Saturn!”
“Hmmm…” made a saying Englands, “I would like to make onto your rings,”
“YAY!!!” shout Saturn, “IT WOULD BE AN HONOR, AMERICA!!!!”
The Englands was annoy at being confuse with America again!
“I AM ANNOY AT BEING CONFUSE WITH AMERICA AGAIN!” shout the Englands, and it tried to make a chargings at Saturn, but it missed its target!!!
“Oh no!” say the Englands.
Suddenly, the gravity danubed away!
“I have stolen your Gravity!” shout Mars, “How dare you to charge me!”
“Oh no I have losing my orbit!” say the Englands as it made a float away from the Solar System.
“Of the float away Solar System!” laughed Mars, as the Englands made a danube into space.
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 21, 2012 15:15:26 GMT -5
I'm in the mood for chili.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 21, 2012 15:19:28 GMT -5
Vermont or New Hampshire? I like Vermont.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 21, 2012 15:21:44 GMT -5
Apparently this is the deep philosophical thread, but screw it, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the Yankees do make the playoffs. They won't get beyond the first round, but they'll make the playoffs. And Baltimore will to, so take that, all you Baltimorons out there.
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