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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 22, 2012 3:37:39 GMT -5
House
One day, House was walk into his House.
“It is good to have House House!” say House, as he walk into House House.
Suddenly, the door on House House opened and Time Paradox flew out!
“YOU CANNOT HAVE HOUSE INSIDE HOUSE!” scream Time Paradox, as a paradox many times.
“But is House House!” say House.
“IT IS NO MORE FOR HOUSE HOUSE!” say Time Paradox, as the House disconnects from the floor and flys into Time Paradox.
And no more House House. “But my House House!” say House, as a not House House.
But Time Paradox would not return House House.
“I cannot return House House without a make Paradox!” say Time Paradox.
House was annoy at this, and jumped into the Time Paradox, to get back House House.
“HOUSE HOUSE!” shout House, but there were no House House inside Time Paradox.
“I have turned House House to bricks…” say Time Paradox, and Time Paradox closed and House was stuck inside Time Paradox forever.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 24, 2012 23:31:34 GMT -5
F*ck off.
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Post by Hellcat on Sept 25, 2012 15:27:10 GMT -5
I think the workday should include time for a 20-minute nap.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 25, 2012 15:29:15 GMT -5
WOO HOO!!! Complete series of Charlie's Angels came out today. My sister got it for me for my birthday!!!
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Sept 27, 2012 14:05:33 GMT -5
ecnalubmA
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 27, 2012 20:26:52 GMT -5
Equilibrium
“Oh no!” shout the goverment, “The people are fighting again!”
So the goverment made drugs and so everyone was too busy with their drugs to fight.
“Yay!” say the goverment, “Is easy to make a drug addicts!”
But one day, people had used up all the drugs and no more were a create, because use up all the oil!
So the people to rampage everywhere because no drugs!
“Rampage shall no bring back our drugs…” say America, as a nuke and blow up the world.
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Post by caucasoididiot on Sept 27, 2012 23:34:26 GMT -5
This Momoi Halco song ends Sono's 自殺サークル ( Suicide Circle AKA Suicide Club). Anyone interpreting the movie based on the translation given in the English subs might as well substitute "Singin' in the Rain." I've no idea why, but they're nowhere near. Trying to force an "upbeat" ending? Maybe. The subs of the earlier song Jigsaw Puzzle remove the explicit death references, which totally change the scene it frames. And yet they add a death reference to the opening song, Mail Me, which isn't there. What's with these people? The film's ending is far more ambivalent than the subs imply.
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Post by jkazoolien on Sept 29, 2012 10:05:23 GMT -5
Fluffy Coat
“Haw haw haw,” said Cruella de vil, “There are much dogs of this house! Make an observing!”
“Oh no” said Ponger, “I must out my doglets before the taking!”
Ponger to the kitchen but doglets already gone!
Cruella de vil took the dogs in the bag and pulls out of the coats.
She go back to the car.
“Such a fluffy coat..” say Cruella, “Full of much dots.”
“Bark bark” said the coat.
“No talking coat?” said Cruella.
Then the coat grew claws and teeth from the dogs that made it and attacked Cruella so the car crashed and made a fire.
Ponger look out from the window. The coat moves along ground to the house.
“Oh no my puppies are a coat” said Ponger.
“Bark bark” said the coat.
So Ponger looked after the coat.
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 2, 2012 20:23:06 GMT -5
Today at work I had to call a client. I got through to his office but was put on hold for a few seconds. The hold music was Billy's Joel's "Piano Man!" I FREAKING HATE THAT SONG!!!!!!!
Thank God it was only for a few seconds.
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Post by fireballil on Oct 2, 2012 23:17:25 GMT -5
You have phones?
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 3, 2012 1:17:17 GMT -5
A Clockwork Orange
Alex was sit in the city with all his droogs.
“HELLO TO DROOGS!” say Alex, suddenly, the droogs turned to police!
“We have been undercover spying of you!” say droogs.
“Oh no!” say Alex, as he run away from police.
Suddenly, the police extracted all of Alex’s free will!
“Oh no now I must obey you!” say Alex, as he was controlled by police.
Suddenly, Beethoven ran up to them.
“HA HA HA HA HA ALEX!” say Beethoven, “MY MUSIC SHALL MAKE A HYPNOTISING YOU!”
And Beethoven hit the switch, and composed many symphonies!
“Is the ninth Symphony…” say Beethoven.
The music made a hypnotising Alex!
“OH NO I AM CONTROLLED!” say Alex, as the droogs used a remote to make him walk around.
“YOU ARE OUR SLAVE NOW!” say droogs.
The droogs were to lazy to police the crimes going on, so they used Alex as a slave to make a solving crimes, for ever and ever.
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Post by brett on Oct 3, 2012 12:14:15 GMT -5
Frosted Doggie Paws are the best!!!
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 3, 2012 23:59:33 GMT -5
Animal House
Pinto was write a magazine about how empty the house were, when suddenly, animals to danube into the house!
The animals made a noises!
“OH NO!” said Otter, “I LEFT MY PET ANIMALS ON THE FLOOR AND THEY HAVE CREATED SOME BREEDING!”
And so the animals made up the stairs and filled the house and no more house.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Oct 6, 2012 13:27:48 GMT -5
A little known fact and I'm not telling!
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 7, 2012 9:22:30 GMT -5
I have mastered the art of baking blondies!
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