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Post by brett on Oct 7, 2012 16:54:33 GMT -5
I want to learn how to use the can opener.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Oct 8, 2012 11:00:07 GMT -5
Blah, blah, blah.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 10, 2012 21:29:25 GMT -5
Doctor Who “YAY!” say Rose, “Are we to goings in TARDIS?” “Yes!” said the Doctor, getting his screwdriver and making a shuttings of the Tardis. “Tardis makes me much of happy…” say Rose, and a kiss Doctor. “Oh dear!” say the Doctor, as the Tardis landed. They got out and it was all Mars!!! “Much Mars?” asked Rose, and she was right. Much Mars. “So then…” ask the Doctor, “Is to go back and go to different planet, is boring here!” Suddenly, the Daleks came up from the craters of Mars!!! “But the Time Lords has made a killings Daleks!!!!” scream Doctor. The Daleks made disagreed. “There is secret also…” say Rose, “I am a Dalek!!!” And Rose danubed herself into a Dalek. “Is deciet!” shout the Doctor, “Why Rose? WHY MUCH DALEK? ”! “Because Time Lord is no good,” say Rose, “You can no control the time, is my time now, and with that, I make my farewell!” And the Daleks shot at the Doctor and the Tardis evaporated. “MY TARDIS!” shout Doctor, as the Daleks make a shots and no more Time Lords!
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 14, 2012 13:45:42 GMT -5
There are too many demands on my time and attention.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Oct 14, 2012 14:41:03 GMT -5
I just watched that guy jump from "space".
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 20, 2012 9:35:51 GMT -5
Valleycon is this weekend!
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Oct 21, 2012 13:56:16 GMT -5
I'm making beef jerky!
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 22, 2012 10:28:19 GMT -5
On Friday a man offered me his seat on the subway. It was a lovely surprise.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 22, 2012 22:01:45 GMT -5
Bear Forest
Winnie the Pooh was sit on a tree stump in the forest.
“Oh no…” said Tiger, “I can’t create a jumpings”
Tigers tail wasn’t spring enough! Suddenly, Piglet came and inserted himself to Poohs honey.
Suddenly, a bulldozer from the outside world chop down the forest to make papier!
Owl laughed, he had sold the location to the outside world.
The people of outside world gave Olw money to make a spendings, and Owl flew away as the forest and all inhabitants get a chop down.
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Post by Hellcat on Oct 28, 2012 23:49:53 GMT -5
Well, looks like I have a day off, courtesy of Mother Nature.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 29, 2012 7:06:48 GMT -5
I should be able to get hired by a competitor's competitor doing my old old job. Fingers crossed.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 31, 2012 9:31:52 GMT -5
It's Halloween!!!
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 31, 2012 10:35:47 GMT -5
Across the Universe
The Beatles were stand in the city.
“Liverpol” say The Beatles.
Suddenly, ABBA used there Swedens to danube into the city.
“Liverpol” say The Beatles.
“You make a badly music!” say ABBA.
“LIVERPOL” say The Beatles.
“STOP SAYING LIVERPOL” say ABBA.
“Liverpol” say The Beatles.
And so ABBA got a Super Trouper.
“Liverpol” say The Beatles.
And so ABBA whacked all of The Beatles with a Super Trouper.
“Yes!” say ABBA, “This is goodly!”
And so ABBA danube back to Sweden.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 31, 2012 13:34:43 GMT -5
And then Mr. B Natural appeared.
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Post by jkazoolien on Oct 31, 2012 14:15:54 GMT -5
Adventures of a Dinosaur
Godzilla was a walk in Tokyo!
He made pick up the buildings and a stand on cars!
Suddenly, the army!
The army had arrived to take Godzilla to Area 51!
“NO!” shout Godzilla, and dinosaur to stand on army.
“Oh no!” shout the Army, “A stand on!”
The Army turned to stand on, as Godzilla walk through the city.
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