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Post by Crowfan on Nov 2, 2012 15:38:38 GMT -5
We need some beer around here.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 2, 2012 18:54:32 GMT -5
Big Bang Theory
“I am make a splitting of the atoms!” say God, while a splitting of the atoms.
The atoms wouldn’t break!!!!
“Over here Jesus!” say God, “You try!”
Jesus danubed over and saw at the atoms.
“Is no good to break atoms…” ask Jesus.
“Oh no! I have it!” say God, and he break the atom and a Big Bang.
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 3, 2012 23:56:55 GMT -5
I won $20 on the Breeders Cup!
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 4, 2012 10:46:17 GMT -5
I see ads for Golden Corral, but we don't have any around here. What's up with that?
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 4, 2012 12:25:40 GMT -5
Birdprints
Harry was look at the TV.
“There are many bird flus going around!” said the TV, “So be aware!”
“SQUACK!” said Hedwig.
“Oh no I should check you for the flu!” said Harry, approach Hedwig cage.
“SQUACK?” asked Hedwig, back away.
“No be calm Hedwig” say Harry, “Or should I take you to the vet?”
“Squack…” said Hedwig sadly and Harry did a check-over.
“It doesn’t seem to be anything wrong!” said Harry, but suddenly, Harry stopped.
He had the bird flu!
“Oh no!” yell Harry, and he turned into an owl and flew out the window.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 5, 2012 16:57:35 GMT -5
Packers win again!!!!
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 5, 2012 23:01:14 GMT -5
Vote tomorrow, it's your bitch license!
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 7, 2012 15:46:48 GMT -5
A week and a half after the hurricane, it is now snowing outside. What's next? I don't want to know!
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 7, 2012 18:43:07 GMT -5
Dance in the pants belonging to Lance.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 7, 2012 20:17:32 GMT -5
Bridge to Terabithia
Jesse came across. He walk over the bridge to Terabithia.
Suddenly, a Bulldozer over!
“No!” yell Jesse.
The bulldozers begin to chop down the trees.
He could feel the imaginary creatures of the forest, make a pain!
“If this forest die…”Jesse scream, “Leslie death shall all be for nothing!”
But the trees fell, one after the other.
Jesse leap in the way a bulldozer.
The bulldozer driver’s frantic attempts to brake, but to late!
It chops him down, together with Terabithia.
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Post by Wide_Awake_Nightmare on Nov 8, 2012 7:56:00 GMT -5
Burt Rogain frowned and put his guitar back in it's case upon seen MTV that fateful morning.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 8, 2012 20:11:23 GMT -5
I got a date tomorrow!
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Post by Hellcat on Nov 11, 2012 0:18:37 GMT -5
I wish I could cook lima beans the way my mom used to.
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Post by Crowfan on Nov 11, 2012 10:50:11 GMT -5
Madden football is really addictive.
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Post by jkazoolien on Nov 11, 2012 13:11:37 GMT -5
Thanks to the Raise Your Post Count Thread, I'm jonesing for some KFC, too!
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