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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 15:52:24 GMT -5
He climbed on top of the lawn mower, and affixed himself to the blower.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 15:59:28 GMT -5
When the lawn was finished, he cleaned his sack and got ready for the big date.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 16:01:46 GMT -5
He suddenly realized that people had been laughing at him behind his back for years.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 16:02:54 GMT -5
But ol Sacky would make them pay. Dearly.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 16:04:43 GMT -5
Having forgotten all about his date with Baggy, Sacky turned on his Sac-Mac, started surfing the interweb, plotting his revenge.
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Post by callipygias on Aug 13, 2008 16:06:23 GMT -5
Sacky was having a whirlwind roller-coaster of a day!
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 16:07:49 GMT -5
Still, the seething rage which enveloped him started to make him hyperventilate, so he breathed into himself.
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 16:08:15 GMT -5
Using friendfinder, Sacky located the whereabouts of Tote Bag, his high school tormentor, and originator of the vicious rumors that have plagued him all these years.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 16:08:52 GMT -5
Suddenly, a shot rang out!
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 16:10:10 GMT -5
Tote Bag had found him first!
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Post by Frameous on Aug 13, 2008 16:13:59 GMT -5
As Tote shoved his pump action in Sacky's face, ready to deliver his kill speech, a drunk and disheveled Phantom Engineer entered, creating a Mexican standoff.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 16:14:42 GMT -5
Who would blink first?
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 13, 2008 16:19:36 GMT -5
Phantom fell asleep.
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Post by callipygias on Aug 13, 2008 16:22:03 GMT -5
Sacky felt confident; Sacky was the good. Tote felt angry; Tote was the bad. Phantom felt his unsettled lunch complaining; Phantom was the... well, he wasn't the good or the bad.
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Post by CBG on Aug 13, 2008 16:24:19 GMT -5
As Phantom rolled over onto his back - a bad position to be in should he puke - he rolled on top of Tote, pinning him and his gun against the refrigerator.
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