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Post by callipygias on Aug 14, 2008 15:53:01 GMT -5
Gosh darn the doubt, thought Sacky, I sure would like to smooch that gal! Sacky closed his eyes and jumped.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 15, 2008 12:47:46 GMT -5
unfortunately, that was the exact moment that groupie passed out in an alcoholic haze. sacky decided to leave before the bartender made him pay for the drinks.
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Post by CBG on Aug 15, 2008 12:51:27 GMT -5
As he exited the bar, Sacky thought he heard a woman's scream coming from down the alley.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 15, 2008 12:55:35 GMT -5
He vowed to wear pants next time he was out and about.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 15, 2008 12:55:53 GMT -5
"....son of a bitch!" thought sacky. "what now?"
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Post by CBG on Aug 15, 2008 12:58:22 GMT -5
He slowly crept down the dark, dank, bodily-fluid-encrusted alley toward where he thought he heard the scream; suddenly an arm reached out and pulled him into the shadows.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 15, 2008 21:32:28 GMT -5
it was phantom d. engineer!!
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Post by CBG on Aug 16, 2008 16:31:54 GMT -5
Sacky's mind reeled..."How did you get away from Tote?", was all he could manage to eep out as Phantom's scissor-like grip tighten around Sackys paper thin larynx.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 17, 2008 0:38:40 GMT -5
just then, sacky's old friend, catchy the baseball player comes in just in time to hit phantom d. engineer with his bat. phantom dropped sacky, who banged himself up in the fall. phantom was knocked out cold. "gee, thanks catchy the baseball player," said sacky. "that was a close one!" "it sure was!" said another voice. sacky and catchy the baseball player looked around. who was it?
"it's me!" squeaked the voice. "ouchy!" sacky and catchy the baseball player stared as the purple bruise on sacky's arm gave them a cheery wink.
but the trouble was not over for sacky, catchy the baseball player and ouchy the bruise. phantom was beginning to stir!
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Post by CBG on Aug 17, 2008 17:45:18 GMT -5
Actually Phantom had gone into an autoexec batch file and was rebooting. Sacky and his compadres would have exactly 60 seconds to high-tail it outta there, before Phantom started drawing blood.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 18, 2008 17:21:57 GMT -5
sacky saw the entrance to the alley...it seemed so far away. taking a deep breath and yelling, FOR BAGGY!!! he charged.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 18, 2008 17:22:04 GMT -5
Sacky quickly plugged his Vista boot disk into Phantom.
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Post by solgroupie on Aug 21, 2008 19:58:02 GMT -5
having no idea what that is, sacky wondered why he did such a thing, because the very act seemed to piss off phantom pretty badly.
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Post by CBG on Aug 22, 2008 5:10:01 GMT -5
Phantom turned and aimed his flame thrower at Sacky's vitals, determined that this would be the last time he let someone bag on him this badly.
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Post by Captain Hygiene on Aug 22, 2008 9:39:44 GMT -5
"Joke's on you," Sacky chortled, "I have no vitals!"
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