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Post by Mitchell on Sept 23, 2010 22:02:07 GMT -5
I'm in Sparklypoo. Deal, bitches. Stop killing strippers and eating their skin to avoid this in the future. |
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Sept 23, 2010 22:48:39 GMT -5
You guys are great. My night has been made.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 24, 2010 15:04:47 GMT -5
We try.
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Post by CBG on Sept 24, 2010 15:22:27 GMT -5
No, we're try-ing.
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Post by Crowfan on Sept 24, 2010 15:41:45 GMT -5
I always am try-ing. Or so people say.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 25, 2010 14:13:13 GMT -5
WTF is a ravenclaw? Is it contagious?
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 25, 2010 16:36:53 GMT -5
No more than the scabies.
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Post by (busdrivertohell) on Sept 25, 2010 16:50:03 GMT -5
As long as I don't have to feed it or clean up after it, I guess it'll be ok.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 25, 2010 17:56:51 GMT -5
As long as I don't have to feed it or clean up after it, I guess it'll be ok. Feed it? No. Clean up? Maybe, but only after vigorous activity. |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 25, 2010 18:10:53 GMT -5
In a way, that could be considered it feeding you. . .
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 25, 2010 21:33:01 GMT -5
Slytherin - 11
Ravenclaw - 9
Gryffindor - 9
Hufflepuff - 8
I read 3 of those damn books and couldn't finish the rest. Why? Here's what it felt like:
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THERE'S A MASSIVE EVIL DUDE WHO'S GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD AND ONLY YOU CAN STOP HIM, HARRY!
But, don't worry, we'll spend a few hundred pages about your lame little English boarding school woes. The evil villain can wait.
I mean, why introduce a massive story-arc if IT NEVER SEEMS TO MATTER AT ALL!?!?!?!?!??!?
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 25, 2010 22:32:55 GMT -5
Mummi knows books. He's professor emeritus of Human Centipede studies. Can't get that far without fancy book learnin'.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Sept 25, 2010 22:36:54 GMT -5
That's ok. While my creative writing instructor liked my presentation on Stephen King, she apparently did not like a fellow classmates on J.K. Rowling. Must be an aquired taste.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 25, 2010 23:27:26 GMT -5
I mean, why introduce a massive story-arc if IT NEVER SEEMS TO MATTER AT ALL!?!?!?!?!??!? Funny, I hear more people bitching that there's too much of that story arc. LIKE OH MY GOD HARRY THE ONLY REASON FOR ANYTHING IS TO KILL THE SNAKE-FACED DUDE AND EVERY DAY OF YOUR EXISTENCE AND THOSE AROUND YOU MUST BE ABOUT THAT! OH AND BY THE WAY DUMBLEDORE IS TEH GAY! Of course, those are people who actually read an entire series before commenting on it. BTW, I pissed on Spenser's grave, then took a chili-poopie and wiped with The Silmarillion. |
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Post by Mr. Atari on Sept 26, 2010 1:03:04 GMT -5
I thought by about the 3rd one, Rowling was pretty much just filling in her own Mad Libs.
Harry needs to find a (proper noun), so he can fight Voldemort. Along the way, he'll struggle with (emotion) while he fights with Ron over (noun). He also gets blamed by Snape for (verb), which was really Draco's fault. [INSERT BORING, DRAWN-OUT QUIDDITCH DRAMA HERE]. And he'll get into extreme danger during (holiday), which Hermione will inexplicably know exactly how to help him using (Latin-esque spell). Afterwards, no one will believe him, especially (authority figure). No one, that is, save for Dumbledore, but he won't say anything because (implausible plot device).
Bam. 10 million copies shipped.
Still better than Twilight.
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