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Post by Crowfan on Oct 13, 2010 19:08:17 GMT -5
*Wants to do a "your momma" joke but refrains*
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 13, 2010 21:36:38 GMT -5
This thread was bumped so we could talk about someone not getting poon?
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Oct 14, 2010 8:42:39 GMT -5
Weirder things have happened.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 14, 2010 9:25:19 GMT -5
Weirder things have happened. Not having porn is weird enough to me. I mean, who doesn't love porn?
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 14, 2010 15:44:17 GMT -5
Only those godless Commies.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 14, 2010 17:57:18 GMT -5
Godless Commies like porn, but they all like the same porn. It's nothing too arousing, but it's good enough to have some release.
And then they get shot in the back of the head and/or sent to a gulag.
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Post by Chuck on Oct 14, 2010 18:10:24 GMT -5
So, it's a snuff film?
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 14, 2010 19:10:24 GMT -5
Well... if Comrade Stalin gets an erection during it, it's also the People's Glorious Porno!
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Post by GodoHell on Oct 14, 2010 20:40:51 GMT -5
Commie porn is actually great! With it's emphasis on the collective, it's all-orgy action!
Of course, it also features pasty, morbidly obese residents of Irkutsk who live on a steady diet of potatoes and wood alcohol, and, at first glance, appears to be albino walruses jockeying for position on a small iceberg.
OK. Maybe not so great.
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Post by mccloud on Oct 14, 2010 21:39:11 GMT -5
Of course, it also features pasty, morbidly obese residents of Irkutsk who live on a steady diet of potatoes and wood alcohol, and, at first glance, appears to be albino walruses jockeying for position on a small iceberg. OK. Maybe not so great. Maybe not, indeed. However, I now have that image in my brain. Damn your excellent descriptive skills. *googoogajoob*
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Oct 15, 2010 15:22:48 GMT -5
Commie porn is actually great! With it's emphasis on the collective, it's all-orgy action! Of course, it also features pasty, morbidly obese residents of Irkutsk who live on a steady diet of potatoes and wood alcohol, and, at first glance, appears to be albino walruses jockeying for position on a small iceberg. OK. Maybe not so great. 20 billion Chinese can't be wrong.
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Post by Crowfan on Oct 15, 2010 17:19:22 GMT -5
I'd still like to know why they eat dogs.
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 15, 2010 22:32:46 GMT -5
That's a common misconception. It's now cheaper in China to eat Soylent Green, so that's usually the food of choice.
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Post by Birdgirl90 on Oct 15, 2010 23:00:34 GMT -5
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
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Post by Don Quixote on Oct 15, 2010 23:05:09 GMT -5
Yeah...? So? It's also a vastly sustainable food source.
Swift was totally onto something when he suggested using the Irish as food and livestock. Soylent Green just applies those wise words to a more twenty-first century market!
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