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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 23, 2010 0:16:58 GMT -5
Get ready.
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Post by Ratso on Nov 23, 2010 4:33:40 GMT -5
Time to ban Mummi!
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Post by Chuck on Nov 23, 2010 6:16:33 GMT -5
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 23, 2010 8:22:21 GMT -5
I hope flood waters destroy your porn collection, Mumsi.
Actually, I hope your in-laws show up to stay for a month.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 23, 2010 8:47:04 GMT -5
Oh, it hasn't even begun...
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Post by Mitchell on Nov 23, 2010 9:47:24 GMT -5
I hope you find your mother-in-law's lantern-battery sized Rabbit vibrator, crusty, accidentally wrapped up like Aunt Bethany's cat, stuffed into your stocking underneath a log of rabid, still slightly warm dog scat, slowly contaminating the Cheddar Cheese Log your wife put in there at the bottom.
Remind me to epoxy your urethra shut.
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 23, 2010 10:25:29 GMT -5
I think we should strap him to a chair and force him to watch Jim Carrey's Christmas Carol on a loop, with twenty minute breaks between each showing consisting of ten-year-old fruitcake and rancid nog, while the Cats Caroling Christmas Cd plays.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 23, 2010 14:37:01 GMT -5
NOEL!
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Post by Chuck on Nov 23, 2010 19:27:27 GMT -5
Coward!
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Post by siamesesin on Nov 23, 2010 23:11:50 GMT -5
That Jose is a lucky man. Chuck-1 Christmas Spaz-0 |
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Nov 23, 2010 23:20:46 GMT -5
This is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen:
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Post by Ratso on Nov 24, 2010 0:07:43 GMT -5
I think this is my favorite Christmas movie....
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Post by Don Quixote on Nov 24, 2010 6:24:08 GMT -5
This is the greatest movie I've ever seen.
And Santa is an excellent driver.
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Post by Afgncaap5 on Nov 24, 2010 11:15:37 GMT -5
For starting this thread, Mummi? You are my hero for today.
Oh, heck. Take tomorrow, too. Merry Christmas, you wonderful old savings and loan! Merry Christmas you wonderful old couch! Merry Christmas everyone!
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Post by Ratso on Nov 24, 2010 11:43:39 GMT -5
This is the greatest movie I've ever seen. And Santa is an excellent driver. You have no idea how awesome his driving skills are... |
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