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Post by Mitchell on Sept 6, 2011 14:10:12 GMT -5
You can imagine where it goes from here. He fixes the cable? And The Third Man needs to have a CGI character (a little 8-year-old) who looks at the camera and says his catch-phrase 10 times throughout the movie: "Ich liebe penicillin." And replace the zipher music with an ironic cuckoo clock chime |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 6, 2011 14:12:08 GMT -5
A WORLD FAMOUS MITCHELL DOUBLE POST!!! You can imagine where it goes from here. He fixes the cable? Don't be fatuous Jeffrey!!! |
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 6, 2011 19:33:40 GMT -5
I've always liked 'Caligula', but I feel my eight-year-old can't watch it. We should replace all the penises with Walkie-Talkies, and all the naked boobs with Ewok heads.
Also, we need to put in some CGI cloud giants, which I assume Caligula always wanted to do, but was limited by the effects abilities of the day. The cloud monsters should be accidentally stepping on things, going "Oops!" in a comic manner, and desperately attempting to repair the damage, while strapping Roman men, with their walkie-talkies hanging out, would stand looking disappointed with their hands on their hips. Oh, those wacky cloud giants.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 6, 2011 19:47:59 GMT -5
I've always liked 'Caligula', but I feel my eight-year-old can't watch it. We should replace all the penises with Walkie-Talkies, and all the naked boobs with Ewok heads. Also, we need to put in some CGI cloud giants, which I assume Caligula always wanted to do, but was limited by the effects abilities of the day. The cloud monsters should be accidentally stepping on things, going "Oops!" in a comic manner, and desperately attempting to repair the damage, while strapping Roman men, with their walkie-talkies hanging out, would stand looking disappointed with their hands on their hips. Oh, those wacky cloud giants. my "Caligula" blu-ray's already got all that stuff. i dunno what version YOU have. |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 6, 2011 20:06:02 GMT -5
I've always liked 'Caligula', but I feel my eight-year-old can't watch it. We should replace all the penises with Walkie-Talkies, and all the naked boobs with Ewok heads. Also, we need to put in some CGI cloud giants, which I assume Caligula always wanted to do, but was limited by the effects abilities of the day. The cloud monsters should be accidentally stepping on things, going "Oops!" in a comic manner, and desperately attempting to repair the damage, while strapping Roman men, with their walkie-talkies hanging out, would stand looking disappointed with their hands on their hips. Oh, those wacky cloud giants. So, the giant decapitating lawn mower thing was just fine for the 8-year-old, but a boob would push them over the edge? |
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 6, 2011 20:07:14 GMT -5
ARE YOU A WIZARD?!?!
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 6, 2011 20:14:12 GMT -5
I've always liked 'Caligula', but I feel my eight-year-old can't watch it. We should replace all the penises with Walkie-Talkies, and all the naked boobs with Ewok heads. Also, we need to put in some CGI cloud giants, which I assume Caligula always wanted to do, but was limited by the effects abilities of the day. The cloud monsters should be accidentally stepping on things, going "Oops!" in a comic manner, and desperately attempting to repair the damage, while strapping Roman men, with their walkie-talkies hanging out, would stand looking disappointed with their hands on their hips. Oh, those wacky cloud giants. So, the giant decapitating lawn mower thing was just fine for the 8-year-old, but a boob would push them over the edge? Well, DUH. Kids can handle violence just fine, but the moment I have to explain things to them about human reproduction, it's OBSCENE! For that matter, we should replace every word that sounds remotely like a cuss with that dumbass Ewok song Lucas shoved into the end of Jedi. |
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Post by Ratso on Sept 6, 2011 23:26:00 GMT -5
I think technology has finally caught up with MST3K The Movie. Now I can make the version we were supposed to see. I would start by getting rid of those stupid puppets and replace them with a CGI Tom and Crow, the door sequence will also be CGI, I'll also edit a bunch of pointless sound effects on SOL, and for the hell of it I'll have riffs changed as well.
Lucas would be proud. In fact speaking of Lucas... lets put Chuck Norris in ROTJ.
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Post by Torgo on Sept 6, 2011 23:35:49 GMT -5
I think technology has finally caught up with MST3K The Movie. Now I can make the version we were supposed to see. I would start by getting rid of those stupid puppets and replace them with a CGI Tom and Crow, the door sequence will also be CGI, I'll also edit a bunch of pointless sound effects on SOL, and for the hell of it I'll have riffs changed as well. Lucas would be proud. In fact speaking of Lucas... lets put Chuck Norris in ROTJ. Make Mike's jumpsuit CG as well and you've got a deal! |
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 7, 2011 4:10:40 GMT -5
Can we give him the digital Dr. Manhattan treatment as well?
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Post by Torgo on Sept 7, 2011 10:13:43 GMT -5
That's bein saved for Trace. It's Dr. F's one and only time ALONE in Deep 13, and honestly it doesan't make sense that he ISN'T nude.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 7, 2011 13:53:03 GMT -5
 Disagrees. |
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Post by Mr. Atari on Sept 7, 2011 16:34:05 GMT -5
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 7, 2011 20:42:17 GMT -5
Can we give him the digital Dr. Manhattan treatment as well? I still think Dr. Manhattan should've had his dong fully erect in every scene, knocking stuff over, maybe poking Laurie in the eye from time to time. Which would make that scene where he was giant in Vietnam all the sexier. |
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Post by phoenix on Sept 7, 2011 22:49:09 GMT -5
Akira Kurosawa's films could use a little happy ending therapy. How about butterflies and rainbows pour out of his hero's intestinal tract when he commits hari kari? The endings now are such downers man.
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