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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 8, 2011 8:45:52 GMT -5
oo! i know! lets make it so the titanic just plain misses the iceberg this time. so it's just a nice movie about a groovy cruise, man.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 8, 2011 9:29:06 GMT -5
oo! i know! lets make it so the titanic just plain misses the iceberg this time. so it's just a nice movie about a groovy cruise, man. No. Halfway through, the captain miraculously skirts the iceberg. But it turns out that the string quartet that kept playing even as the ship went down was actually a secret Hungarian terrorist force. So suddenly, Leo D shaves his head and the movie just becomes Bruce Willis' latest Die Hard. In the final scene, he dangles the viola player (the evil leader) over the edge of the prow which is right next to a huge, knife-sharp ice peak. He drops the dude and says, "Yippie-kICE-ay, momma jomma!" Cut. Scene. Print.
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Post by The Mad Plumber on Sept 8, 2011 10:16:01 GMT -5
In The Wizard of Oz, during the musical scene at Munchkinland where everyone is celebrating the Wicked Witch of the East's death, we can have extra shots added that show celebrations also occurring on Coruscant, Naboo, and Tatooine. Thus, whenever anyone complains about the presence of Jar Jar Binks in The Phantom Menace, George Lucas will be able to defend him as a classic character who originally appeared in The Wizard of Oz. Maybe we might also be able to shoehorn Sebulba somewhere into Emerald City.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 8, 2011 11:37:08 GMT -5
They should add tons of used tampons to Thelma and Louise. Just, like, all over the place.
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 8, 2011 20:31:53 GMT -5
GRRL POWAH!
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 8, 2011 21:07:22 GMT -5
They should add tons of used tampons to Thelma and Louise. Just, like, all over the place. Do we really need to see Steven Segal in another movie?
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 8, 2011 21:23:19 GMT -5
I think we should edit Steven Segal into the ending of Contact so that he's the alien.
Of course, that would require Contact to be a classic film. Which it isn't. Let's just edit Segal into From Here to Eternity. Have him be a blue glowie throughout the whole movie, interacting on a Sixth Sense-level. It'll be awesome.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 9, 2011 0:31:28 GMT -5
Do we really need to see Steven Segal in another movie? I can think of a few dozen Merchant/Ivory movies.
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Post by mummifiedstalin on Sept 9, 2011 0:34:51 GMT -5
Why the slash?
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 9, 2011 0:36:23 GMT -5
Because they're gay.
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Post by TheNewMads on Sept 9, 2011 7:18:19 GMT -5
I think we should edit Steven Segal into the ending of Contact so that he's the alien. i think they should edit the ending of contact so the alien is rick astley singing "never gonna give you up."
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Post by Don Quixote on Sept 9, 2011 20:49:21 GMT -5
Contact was probably the closest thing we're going to get to a Cinematic Rickroll.
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Post by Mitchell on Sept 9, 2011 23:49:17 GMT -5
I am going to sew your eyelids shut.
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Post by siamesesin on Sept 10, 2011 1:28:59 GMT -5
I wish that had been the ending of Eyes Wide Shut.
And Vanilla Sky. And Valkyrie. And Minority Report. And Magnolia.
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