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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 14, 2004 20:42:22 GMT -5
Then why am I now menstrating?? Because you are a human female. NEXT QUESTION(S)!!
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Godzilla2000
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Stalking my prey, could be you.
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Post by Godzilla2000 on Feb 15, 2004 4:12:18 GMT -5
You know they are out there: the Gigli's, the Ishaters etc. So, which contemporary (1990 - present) movie is most deserved of a good MST3K experience? My Vote: Titanic. There is enough shoddy dialouge and scene chewing going on to make sitting through it one more time worth while. Well, as long as it's being made fun of, anyway. Any other opinions? I doubt they could afford the rights for that movie because like it or not, it's a hit. And I still cry at the end when I see it. But here are a few movies that I'm sure they'd have little to no problems securing the rights to: Nukie Inframan The Giant Claw Nemesis 1 & 2
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Post by otrfan on Feb 15, 2004 4:18:01 GMT -5
I am watching "Man Without A Body" from 1957 right now. It's about a dying businessman with a brain tumor who wants to live forever so he steals Nostradamus' head and tries to teach it how to play the stock market. Man this is a stinkburger! I wish Joel and the Bots were here.
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Godzilla2000
Tibby
Stalking my prey, could be you.
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Post by Godzilla2000 on Feb 15, 2004 4:18:46 GMT -5
Oooohhhh, I forgot about 'The Pest'. That would be good. But I find that the best movies to get stung by MST3K are impossibly bad movies that take themselves seriously: Space Mutiny for example. What the hell were they thinking? Now I've never made a movie, but if I'm filming something, and it looks silly then, I am not going to give it to the public. I would give it the same decent burial the FIRST Fantastic Four movie (pardon me while I shudder...). Ah yes, but you forget! With the power of the VCR, some things that should want to be lost are found. With Gollum-like obsession some bootleggers have made available rare artifacts that the creators or studios wanted buried, but they have been madereadily abailable like said Corman FF4 movie. But that cannot even compare to the badness of rarities like the Star Wars Holiday Special which just like Howard the Duck, Lucas refuses to acknowledge exists though there is ample proof that it does. And then there's the rarity of the Justice League of America unaired pilot as well. If you thought early Marvel films were bad, you'd proclaim them masterpieces compared to this movie that has a fetish with foam rubber costumes and the bottom of the barrel DC JLA characters.
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Godzilla2000
Tibby
Stalking my prey, could be you.
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Post by Godzilla2000 on Feb 15, 2004 4:22:58 GMT -5
Wow! He's a perfect match for Jan in the Pan!
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Post by Ator on Feb 15, 2004 4:32:57 GMT -5
LOL! So true.
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Post by otrfan on Feb 15, 2004 4:52:00 GMT -5
Believe it or not, it gets even goofier at the end of the movie. I wish I could find a picture of that. They put the head on some other guy to save his life. He looks like he's got a tv on instead of a head.
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Post by Tranq on Feb 16, 2004 12:40:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]MEGAFORCE[/glow]
All I can say is,................ whew.
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Feb 16, 2004 21:42:42 GMT -5
Any of the Sci Fi Original Movies, they aren't that good.
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 16, 2004 21:59:31 GMT -5
Any of the Sci Fi Original Movies, they aren't that good. I'd say they suck. I've watched some hoping they would try to revive the spirit of sci fi B movies but their mostly just lame.
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Post by Gemini Man on Feb 17, 2004 16:22:46 GMT -5
Or they could change it all up & go after something like this... LOL!
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HankieHead
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Post by HankieHead on Feb 17, 2004 17:36:03 GMT -5
Killers from Space. That's the one where the aliens are chunky middle-aged guys in black tights with BIG GOOGLY EYES. I watched that movie so often in high school that I wore out the tape.
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Post by Tranq on Feb 17, 2004 18:35:55 GMT -5
Or they could change it all up & go after something like this... LOL! My eyes!!!! MyGod!!!! My eyes!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Phantom Engineer on Feb 17, 2004 18:42:24 GMT -5
Or they could change it all up & go after something like this... LOL! "Like nothing you've ever seen before." That's pretty much the same line used in the poster for Gorgo. Which is the bigger monster?
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Post by Mister Wilbur on Feb 17, 2004 21:43:50 GMT -5
Or they could change it all up & go after something like this... LOL! OH MY GOD!!!! KILL IT!!!! KILL IT!!!! AHHHH!!!!! KILL IT!!!!! MOMMY!!!!!!!! KILL IT!!!! MOMMY!!!!! THEY WON'T STOP!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!!! Got that out of my system. I feel better now. That is definatly MST3K Fodder right there.
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