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Post by Mitchell on Oct 31, 2011 21:09:13 GMT -5
OK, MSTies, here's November's contest for you:
Pick two people and figure out what their love child would look like. They should be at least peripherally related to MST, so pick a Mad, a board member (either photo from WHO ARE YOU or their avatar), a bot, a character from an episode, a featured actor or director, etc etc.
Illustrations, photoshops, whatever you want to use to build your abomination is acceptable. Comic factor or disturbing factor counts, but illustrative ability or familiarity with software doesn't (for example, Godohell's stick figures remain highly popular with board denizens.) So use whatever you have at your disposal, even MSPaint.
Any combination works. What if Mummifiedstalin mated with Pernell Roberts? What if Roger Corman and Pearl Forrester had a brief, but bitter, affair? Joe Don Baker alone is fraught with potential.
Post entries here.
The winner will be decided by whichever combination causes me the most nightmares or makes me laugh the hardest. The winner gets the usual MST3KVideos prize from the most generous Skyroniter. Contest ends 11.59pm on 22 November so I can announce the winner over Thanksgiving.
Good luck and happy hunting!
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Post by Mantis on Nov 8, 2011 23:49:21 GMT -5
Okay here is my hand at it.... If Pearl Forrester  married Robert Z'dar  Their child would be.... Jay Leno  And Pearl has an odd growth coming out of her neck. She should get that looked at. |
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Post by Mantis on Nov 9, 2011 0:25:44 GMT -5
If "The Brain That Wouldn't Die"  Married "The Thing That Couldn't Die"  Oddly they would somehow(?) give birth to.... "The Crawling Hand"  As a bit of trivia, The Crawling hand went on to star in The Adams Family as Thing.  |
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Post by BJ on Nov 9, 2011 12:21:34 GMT -5
^The hand also did some excellent work in Attack of the the Eye Creatures. What a talent. Sadly, he was deemed too old by the time Evil Dead 2 came around. After that, it was all downhill. He stopped moisturizing, lost his hand model job, and was stepped on by a stiletto heel while cruising Sunset Blvd. He was pronounced dead on the sidewalk by a bum, and tossed in a Dumpster.
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Post by msmystie3000 on Nov 10, 2011 17:53:18 GMT -5
^The hand also did some excellent work in Attack of the the Eye Creatures. What a talent. Sadly, he was deemed too old by the time Evil Dead 2 came around. After that, it was all downhill. He stopped moisturizing, lost his hand model job, and was stepped on by a stiletto heel while cruising Sunset Blvd. He was pronounced dead on the sidewalk by a bum, and tossed in a Dumpster. LOL! |
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Post by msmystie3000 on Nov 10, 2011 18:36:05 GMT -5
Instead of regular reproduction, how about.... WEIRD SCIENCE?! Let's say our MST3K Villain Extraordinaire Dr. Clayton Deborah Susan "Firebrand" Forrester...... .....got together with big, scary badass-looking-but-not-well-utilized robot-monster henchman Torque from ROBOT HOLOCAUST on a Star Trek transporter...... ......  AND THERE WAS A HORRIBLE MISHAP! ......  .......and Dr. Zoidberg was the result? |
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Post by Mantis on Nov 11, 2011 0:32:18 GMT -5
Oh yeah, my entries above are just for fun. I recuse myself from the contest since I hosted a month ago and will be hosting again next month.
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Post by msmystie3000 on Nov 12, 2011 8:46:49 GMT -5
Oh yeah, my entries above are just for fun. I recuse myself from the contest since I hosted a month ago and will be hosting again next month. So I'm the only real entry, huh? Either I'm an instant winner or somebody better start posting stuff. C'mon, guys! Post some MST3K character & movie character mashups! |
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Post by Mantis on Nov 14, 2011 23:57:36 GMT -5
Yeah guys! This is a cool contest. There are hundreds of characters on MST3K from Peter Graves to John Agar to Brain Guy to Coiley. Get with it!!!
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Post by Tor Johnson on Nov 15, 2011 4:08:07 GMT -5
Ok here is mine  If Coily The Spring Sprite  mated with Tor Johnson  Their love child would be Curly from the Robonic Stooges |
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Post by Mr. Atari on Nov 16, 2011 18:45:02 GMT -5
Tor's entry gave me this idea: Everybody's favorite, Robert Z'Dar from Soultaker:  Mixes DNA with that guy who played the ukulele in Code Name Diamond Head:  And you get:  Hula-Hula, Plastic Man's unlucky cartoon sidekick. |
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Post by BJ on Nov 16, 2011 19:01:58 GMT -5
Ha, nice. I always think of Z'Dar when I see Heidi Montag's mangled face. They both have that catcher's mitt look to them, but at least Z'Dar didn't pay someone for it.
I like to think that the people behind Radar Secret Service also came up with Plastic Man. Neither had a clue as to the physics behind their respective subjects.
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Post by TV's Cowboy on Nov 18, 2011 8:02:58 GMT -5
In Werewolf when Paul was about to meet Natalie, Servo remarks "I can see some stupid children coming out of this relationship". Well dear readers I have found out that Paul and Natalie did have a son. Before we see junior let's look at our subjects. Here's Paul  And here's Natalie  Now you got two people who do not know what accent they should speak with. One of them has long hair and the other has black hair. So who is their kid? Well isn't it obvious?  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2011 20:08:32 GMT -5
Ok how about..... Steve Brodie (from Bowery Bugs)  and the Great Gazoo.....  and you end up with a favorite Christmas villain!  |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2011 20:14:04 GMT -5
What if Eegah and Roxy really did "get busy" in Eegah's fortress of solitude?  +  = Sandra Bernhard  Am I right or am I right? |
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AND THERE WAS A HORRIBLE MISHAP! 
